Scorpio 22 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know Blonde: Why doesn't anyone know! A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, "Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?" She replied, "The can said for best results apply 2 coats. Scotsman84, Bandit, Flume and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 A nose, a vibrator and a firework walk into a bar. The nose orders 3 pints. The barman says, "I ain't serving you lot, you're off your face, your mates buzzin and he looks like he's about to go off on one! Flume, Max 2017, StnCld316 and 5 others 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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box_hunter Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a moment and says "First, give me a bottomless mug of beer". A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The Guy is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties. Then the Genie says "And what about your other two wishes?" The guy thinks for a moment and says "Give me two more just like this one!" Sketch, Max 2017, Scorpio 22 and 6 others 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 All this feminist bullshit about men having all the power... power comes from the socket, not the plug...! Sketch, Johnny, Scotsman84 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Johnny Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 A guy and girl had a sex poem competition. Guy: Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine. Girl: Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine. Sketch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom replies, " No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!" RUBBERMAN, Scorpio 22, One Eyed Willie and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I'm about 3 years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas to what the problem is. She bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill. Scorpio 22, Scotsman84, RUBBERMAN and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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