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need a laugh when rlc is dead #2


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There's this old man, sick, unable to breath without an oxygen mask, lying in bed, in hospital. Every time a nurse comes to check his temperature, he asks them in a unclear, gravelly voice

"Are my testicles black yet?"

One nurse was so shocked at this, she went and told the head of the ward who was doing the rounds. She leads her to the old man and asks him what's the problem.

"Are my testicles black yet?"

The head nurse said "Ok, this is how we deal with this" and pulled the bedclothes back, and exposed his balls.

"See, nice and pink and healthy. Right? Now you know, so no more of this messing with the nurses ok?"

The old man finally found the strength to pull the mask away from his face.

 

"No, are my test results back yet?"

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