Scorpio 22 Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, with forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tail grass, shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, blew his balls two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, with forty pounds of shredded meat. Johnny and Max 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 A wife sends her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband replies back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later the husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now". Max 2017, delta10, Scotsman84 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Scotsman84, Scorpio 22, Max 2017 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 7 hours ago, box_hunter said: delta10, Scorpio 22, Scotsman84 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange. The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no. The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can't do anything. What do you do at home all day?” The man replies, “Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.” delta10, Max 2017, Dragnet and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 A woman came up to Nancy Pelosi and told her that she had had a fantastic dream about her last night. Pelosi said, it sounded lovely, please continue." The woman said, "There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating you, Nancy Pelosi". Millions lined the parade route, cheering when you Nancy went past. Bands were playing, children were throwing confetti into the air and there were balloons everywhere. It was one of the biggest celebration's Washington had ever seen." Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great!", by the way she asked, how did I look in your dream? You know, was my hair OK?" The woman said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed." Scorpio 22, Scotsman84, curious101 and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 On 4/23/2019 at 9:33 AM, box_hunter said: Don't think this person passed there test. Create an account to see this content! On 4/27/2019 at 2:08 AM, Scotsman84 said: Another one that probably didn't pass the test... I want to know this happened. It would be one amusing video I think. StnCld316, Dragnet, Scotsman84 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. "Joe", Bill says, "I'm glad to see your wife finally let you out of the house." "Things have been different with my wife," Joe says. "In fact, just the other day I decided to show her who was boss." "How did you do that?" asks Bill. "I simply said to her, "Mabel, we are going to have it out right now, and I'm going to show you who is boss in this relationship". "What happened?" "Well, I don't want to brag, but I managed to get her on her hands and knees." "How did you do that?" "I was hiding under the bed at the time". Scotsman84 and Vaz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 A young couple on their wedding night were in the honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right", said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship." With that she flipped her knickers and said, "Try these on," He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your knickers!". She replied, "That's right..... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." Scotsman84, Max 2017, Dragnet and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 VHTV is the porn version of RLC. Scotsman84, Dragnet, Max 2017 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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