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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown

Said no one could lay her down.

Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete,

with forty pounds of swinging meat.

He took her in the long tail grass,

shoved his dick right up her ass.

Then she blew one gnarly fart,

blew his balls two feet apart.

Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete,

with forty pounds of shredded meat.

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A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?” The man says no.

The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.” The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can't do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

The man replies, “Honestly, doc I, don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”

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A woman came up to Nancy Pelosi and told her that she had had a fantastic dream about her last night.  
 

Pelosi said, it sounded lovely, please continue."

The woman said, "There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating you, Nancy Pelosi". 

Millions lined the parade route, cheering when you Nancy went past. 

Bands were playing, children were throwing confetti into the air and there were balloons everywhere.  

It was one of the biggest celebration's Washington had ever seen."

Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great!",  

by the way she asked, how did I look in your dream?

You know, was my hair OK?"

The woman said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."

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Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. "Joe", Bill says, "I'm glad to see your wife finally let you out of the house." "Things have been different with my wife," Joe says. "In fact, just the other day I decided to show her who was boss." "How did you do that?" asks Bill. "I simply said to her, "Mabel, we are going to have it out right now, and I'm going to show you who is boss in this relationship". "What happened?" "Well, I don't want to brag, but I managed to get her on her hands and knees." "How did you do that?" "I was hiding under the bed at the time".

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A young couple on their wedding night were in the honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right", said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship." With that she flipped her knickers and said, "Try these on," He tried them on and found he could only get them as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your knickers!". She replied, "That's right..... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

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