Sketch Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forget what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered. Scotsman84, One Eyed Willie, Scorpio 22 and 2 others 4 1
Sketch Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said, "Good luck with that sweetheart, I don't even work here!" One Eyed Willie, Scorpio 22 and Johnny 3
Sketch Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" She winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in 10 minutes, meet me in the car park." delta10, Scorpio 22, Doyouthinkshesawus and 3 others 6
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Scorpio 22 Posted October 9, 2019 Posted October 9, 2019 One evening a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough." Vaz and Bandit 2
Scorpio 22 Posted October 9, 2019 Posted October 9, 2019 An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!" Scotsman84, Vaz, Johnny and 3 others 6
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