RUBBERMAN Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Create an account to see this content! DIRTYHARRY and StnCld316 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StnCld316 Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, RUBBERMAN said: Create an account to see this content! One way of letting the BF know he's no longer wanted. Toss his things over the balcony. 😁 DIRTYHARRY and RUBBERMAN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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box_hunter Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says "Mas-tur-bate". Miss Rogers smiles and says "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful". Sarah says "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob". DIRTYHARRY, Johnny, Scorpio 22 and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 The sales girl at the sex shop didn't bat an eyelid when a customer purchased an artificial vagina. "What are you going to use it for?" she asked. "That's none of your business" answered the customer, beetroot red and thoroughly embarrassed. "Calm down sir" smiled the sales girl "the only reason I'm asking is that if you're going to eat it, then there's no GST". Johnny, StnCld316, DIRTYHARRY and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 UBER Eats Johnny, delta10, Doyouthinkshesawus and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StnCld316 Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on, the first nurse says "I can't let that go to waste" and rides him. The second nurse does the same. The third nurse hesitates and explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and the nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead. The man replies "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion, I feel great!!" RUBBERMAN, DIRTYHARRY, dave0000 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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