Plank

Leora met Paul whilst she was working as a hostess at a Nose Pickers Champions League Finals held annually at the Vergoldete Palast, an ornate convention centre paid for by the tax contributions of the hard working citizens of europe.
It wasn't love at first sight. She felt sorry for him as he had just come runner-up to Fritz Schlüsselloch who not only has been the champion for the last five years,but also invented the Finger ausgerenkt or finger dislocation technique for those hard to reach areas, unless you have a pair of long nosed pliers,although the use of tools in competition is strictly verboten!
(Fritz is also an expert in 'fisting' but that's another story.)
She also thought he might be able to keep the dog amused when she was out getting her hair or nails 'did'.
 
Maya met Stefan at a hobby/craft exhibition where he was engaged in struggling to fight his way out of a wet paper bag.She invited him home and gave him a make over/upcycle using plenty of wet/dry paper & a few coats of varnish. When she saw the size of his tool belt she decided he was a keeper. Also he is good with the pets.
 
Zoya met Lev when she was a visitor/friend of the state psychiatric facility/home for the bewildered. He was being held for his skirt fabrication compulsion. He had come to the attention of the authorities after several homes in his area had their rugs & bath mats stolen.
Using the skills he had learnt on an education programme in 'Advanced Psychopathic Techniques', he conned Zoya into believing he and his iPad were homeless & had no wifi connection to call their own.
She felt sorry for the poor sap & invited them to live with her,she thought love would flourish.(some sort of fked up Stockholm syndrome type shit,what do I know?)
Unfortunatley Lev had already met & fallen in love with another inmate,(who we shall refer to as T****) who was being treated for her OCD issues that involve bathing with all her clothes on as she belives that water is, 'the urine of satan'.
Gradually her treatment programme is paying dividends as now she showers in underwear instead of a full Divers wet suit,including goggles & air tank like she used to do.
T****, has been carefully worming her way into Zoya's home & stealing the attentions of Lev over a long period of time. Poor Zoya can not see this as her Stockholm,Copenhagen whatever the fk...syndrome has blinded her to what is going on in front of her. Or as various observers refer to as,'the bleeding obvious'.

I was watching the New Year's Party,(loads of pics in the ususal place) and apart from watching N&B's lovely lady friends I was watching this Efim's behaviour. Well he tried to flirt with just about every girl in the apartment,under the nose of his very nice girlfriend. She had to give him a few of those 'stares', (you know the one boys,when you've stepped over the line & you are about to get a row), a few times she had to intervene,and draw him away. What a total prat! His girlfriend is really nice, and as Tulsakid said above,'way out of his league'!
I hope he tried his luck with Nelly and Bogdan has broke his wrist by breaking this tosser's face.(not that I am advocating physical violence in any way, shape or form) His name should be Eff-him!

I said something along the similar lines back in November in the 'RLC Tennant 30 Days notices' post. (General Discussion page 3)
 
And I quote me,
 
" At times I think we are all missing the point. RLC is a Voyeur Site not a Porn site. As they state, 'The private life of people....24/7.'
I don't know anyone who engages in sexual activity 24/7. And a lot of the time peoples lives are dull with time taken up by boring stuff, such as chores like cleaning, laundry, cooking or sitting around watching TV or messing about on phones or laptops etc.
I don't know anyone who thinks, 'there is nothing on TV, I tell you what, let's fk on the coffee table!'.....".
 
I know we all get frustrated at what we see as boring or even 'scripted' activity, but on the whole I enjoy RLC (not enough to pay for it) and I enjoy this site more because of the lunacy of it's members, and I include myself in that category. But I do think we could all turn down the negativity at times, if it is pissing you off that much, have a break from it.
 
(retreats behind the sandbags, & wears tin helmet)

I said something along the similar lines back in November in the 'RLC Tennant 30 Days notices' post. (General Discussion page 3)
 
And I quote me,
 
" At times I think we are all missing the point. RLC is a Voyeur Site not a Porn site. As they state, 'The private life of people....24/7.'
I don't know anyone who engages in sexual activity 24/7. And a lot of the time peoples lives are dull with time taken up by boring stuff, such as chores like cleaning, laundry, cooking or sitting around watching TV or messing about on phones or laptops etc.
I don't know anyone who thinks, 'there is nothing on TV, I tell you what, let's fk on the coffee table!'.....".
 
I know we all get frustrated at what we see as boring or even 'scripted' activity, but on the whole I enjoy RLC (not enough to pay for it) and I enjoy this site more because of the lunacy of it's members, and I include myself in that category. But I do think we could all turn down the negativity at times, if it is pissing you off that much, have a break from it.
 
(retreats behind the sandbags, & wears tin helmet)

I said something along the similar lines back in November in the 'RLC Tennant 30 Days notices' post. (General Discussion page 3)
 
And I quote me,
 
" At times I think we are all missing the point. RLC is a Voyeur Site not a Porn site. As they state, 'The private life of people....24/7.'
I don't know anyone who engages in sexual activity 24/7. And a lot of the time peoples lives are dull with time taken up by boring stuff, such as chores like cleaning, laundry, cooking or sitting around watching TV or messing about on phones or laptops etc.
I don't know anyone who thinks, 'there is nothing on TV, I tell you what, let's fk on the coffee table!'.....".
 
I know we all get frustrated at what we see as boring or even 'scripted' activity, but on the whole I enjoy RLC (not enough to pay for it) and I enjoy this site more because of the lunacy of it's members, and I include myself in that category. But I do think we could all turn down the negativity at times, if it is pissing you off that much, have a break from it.
 
(retreats behind the sandbags, & wears tin helmet)

I said something along the similar lines back in November in the 'RLC Tennant 30 Days notices' post. (General Discussion page 3)
 
And I quote me,
 
" At times I think we are all missing the point. RLC is a Voyeur Site not a Porn site. As they state, 'The private life of people....24/7.'
I don't know anyone who engages in sexual activity 24/7. And a lot of the time peoples lives are dull with time taken up by boring stuff, such as chores like cleaning, laundry, cooking or sitting around watching TV or messing about on phones or laptops etc.
I don't know anyone who thinks, 'there is nothing on TV, I tell you what, let's fk on the coffee table!'.....".
 
I know we all get frustrated at what we see as boring or even 'scripted' activity, but on the whole I enjoy RLC (not enough to pay for it) and I enjoy this site more because of the lunacy of it's members, and I include myself in that category. But I do think we could all turn down the negativity at times, if it is pissing you off that much, have a break from it.
 
(retreats behind the sandbags, & wears tin helmet)

I said something along the similar lines back in November in the 'RLC Tennant 30 Days notices' post. (General Discussion page 3)
 
And I quote me,
 
" At times I think we are all missing the point. RLC is a Voyeur Site not a Porn site. As they state, 'The private life of people....24/7.'
I don't know anyone who engages in sexual activity 24/7. And a lot of the time peoples lives are dull with time taken up by boring stuff, such as chores like cleaning, laundry, cooking or sitting around watching TV or messing about on phones or laptops etc.
I don't know anyone who thinks, 'there is nothing on TV, I tell you what, let's fk on the coffee table!'.....".
 
I know we all get frustrated at what we see as boring or even 'scripted' activity, but on the whole I enjoy RLC (not enough to pay for it) and I enjoy this site more because of the lunacy of it's members, and I include myself in that category. But I do think we could all turn down the negativity at times, if it is pissing you off that much, have a break from it.
 
(retreats behind the sandbags, & wears tin helmet)

I said something along the similar lines back in November in the 'RLC Tennant 30 Days notices' post. (General Discussion page 3)
 
And I quote me,
 
" At times I think we are all missing the point. RLC is a Voyeur Site not a Porn site. As they state, 'The private life of people....24/7.'
I don't know anyone who engages in sexual activity 24/7. And a lot of the time peoples lives are dull with time taken up by boring stuff, such as chores like cleaning, laundry, cooking or sitting around watching TV or messing about on phones or laptops etc.
I don't know anyone who thinks, 'there is nothing on TV, I tell you what, let's fk on the coffee table!'.....".
 
I know we all get frustrated at what we see as boring or even 'scripted' activity, but on the whole I enjoy RLC (not enough to pay for it) and I enjoy this site more because of the lunacy of it's members, and I include myself in that category. But I do think we could all turn down the negativity at times, if it is pissing you off that much, have a break from it.
 
(retreats behind the sandbags, & wears tin helmet)

4.30am. Adriana's time zone and she is laying on the sofa in the lounge covered with a blanket. Clearly she is in a lot of discomfort,and has been crying. What ever has happened to her arm it is causing her a great deal of pain & whatever pain relief she has is not working. Keeping in mind that she is a strong,fit young woman, this is not good? If I was her partner I would be taking her back to the clinic as soon as possible!

Pushing the envelope slightly, but hey ho!?
 
6,Create a scenario of a 'Love Triangle' (or menage a trois for our european viewers)
Put together a gorgeous young woman with a fat, lazy slob & watch the punters go nuts!
Then bring in another attractive woman and be obscure as to her identity or why she is even there! Let the punters speculate for hours as to her identity, is she a sister to one of them, is she the slob's wife?
This woman will never be naked & will even shower fully clothed!
 
7,When this 'Love Triangle' (menage a trois) becomes tedious, throw some casual domestic violence into the mix. The punter's will click on the apartment to bear witness to the events, or for some sort of sadistic voyeuristic, car-crash type thing. (weirdo's), however this will drive the viewing figures through the roof! Also when the punter's voice their concerns via email, ignore those emails, they will discuss that at length as well! A win/win.
 
8,Encourage the tenants only to show nudity &/or sexual content on paid cams only! Do not do jack schnitt on free cams! If nudity or sex should happen on free-cams, switch the cams between day/night vision continuously , it will drive the freeloading scum nuts! Keep prices unrealistic high, so it appears that something special is going on and you are a lesser person & really missing out if you don't join.
Also punish anyone, anywhere that dares to post one of our images, even though it might encourage new members!
 
9,Tenants will be encouraged to argue, fall out, scream, shout & to throw their Teddy's out of their cot's every now & then! A 'storming out' or 'stomping-off' would be good, stay away for a few days, then return & immediately have 'make-up sex'! These 'fall out's will be on a strict rota system as C & M have used up this years allocation already!
 
10, Pet's. all apartments must have pets, (not fish) not only is it something to watch when nothing else is happening, but it will also trigger the motion sensors which will fool the punters into thinking that something is going on. The punters will then cycle through all the apartments in case they are missing something. This again, will drive up the viewing figures!
Add some Pet abuse into the mix every so often. Abandon a kitten for a few days, spank the mutt or throw a cat out of the window etc. This will also wind up the punters, and of course ,do not answer any emails of concern. (as above) They will discuss it more & check on the pet's well being, therefore another win/win!

Pushing the envelope slightly, but hey ho!?
 
6,Create a scenario of a 'Love Triangle' (or menage a trois for our european viewers)
Put together a gorgeous young woman with a fat, lazy slob & watch the punters go nuts!
Then bring in another attractive woman and be obscure as to her identity or why she is even there! Let the punters speculate for hours as to her identity, is she a sister to one of them, is she the slob's wife?
This woman will never be naked & will even shower fully clothed!
 
7,When this 'Love Triangle' (menage a trois) becomes tedious, throw some casual domestic violence into the mix. The punter's will click on the apartment to bear witness to the events, or for some sort of sadistic voyeuristic, car-crash type thing. (weirdo's), however this will drive the viewing figures through the roof! Also when the punter's voice their concerns via email, ignore those emails, they will discuss that at length as well! A win/win.
 
8,Encourage the tenants only to show nudity &/or sexual content on paid cams only! Do not do jack schnitt on free cams! If nudity or sex should happen on free-cams, switch the cams between day/night vision continuously , it will drive the freeloading scum nuts! Keep prices unrealistic high, so it appears that something special is going on and you are a lesser person & really missing out if you don't join.
Also punish anyone, anywhere that dares to post one of our images, even though it might encourage new members!
 
9,Tenants will be encouraged to argue, fall out, scream, shout & to throw their Teddy's out of their cot's every now & then! A 'storming out' or 'stomping-off' would be good, stay away for a few days, then return & immediately have 'make-up sex'! These 'fall out's will be on a strict rota system as C & M have used up this years allocation already!
 
10, Pet's. all apartments must have pets, (not fish) not only is it something to watch when nothing else is happening, but it will also trigger the motion sensors which will fool the punters into thinking that something is going on. The punters will then cycle through all the apartments in case they are missing something. This again, will drive up the viewing figures!
Add some Pet abuse into the mix every so often. Abandon a kitten for a few days, spank the mutt or throw a cat out of the window etc. This will also wind up the punters, and of course ,do not answer any emails of concern. (as above) They will discuss it more & check on the pet's well being, therefore another win/win!

Pushing the envelope slightly, but hey ho!?
 
6,Create a scenario of a 'Love Triangle' (or menage a trois for our european viewers)
Put together a gorgeous young woman with a fat, lazy slob & watch the punters go nuts!
Then bring in another attractive woman and be obscure as to her identity or why she is even there! Let the punters speculate for hours as to her identity, is she a sister to one of them, is she the slob's wife?
This woman will never be naked & will even shower fully clothed!
 
7,When this 'Love Triangle' (menage a trois) becomes tedious, throw some casual domestic violence into the mix. The punter's will click on the apartment to bear witness to the events, or for some sort of sadistic voyeuristic, car-crash type thing. (weirdo's), however this will drive the viewing figures through the roof! Also when the punter's voice their concerns via email, ignore those emails, they will discuss that at length as well! A win/win.
 
8,Encourage the tenants only to show nudity &/or sexual content on paid cams only! Do not do jack schnitt on free cams! If nudity or sex should happen on free-cams, switch the cams between day/night vision continuously , it will drive the freeloading scum nuts! Keep prices unrealistic high, so it appears that something special is going on and you are a lesser person & really missing out if you don't join.
Also punish anyone, anywhere that dares to post one of our images, even though it might encourage new members!
 
9,Tenants will be encouraged to argue, fall out, scream, shout & to throw their Teddy's out of their cot's every now & then! A 'storming out' or 'stomping-off' would be good, stay away for a few days, then return & immediately have 'make-up sex'! These 'fall out's will be on a strict rota system as C & M have used up this years allocation already!
 
10, Pet's. all apartments must have pets, (not fish) not only is it something to watch when nothing else is happening, but it will also trigger the motion sensors which will fool the punters into thinking that something is going on. The punters will then cycle through all the apartments in case they are missing something. This again, will drive up the viewing figures!
Add some Pet abuse into the mix every so often. Abandon a kitten for a few days, spank the mutt or throw a cat out of the window etc. This will also wind up the punters, and of course ,do not answer any emails of concern. (as above) They will discuss it more & check on the pet's well being, therefore another win/win!

From the Cam session today.
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Lera also got the email about sexy pants!
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Here's an idea that came to me,in the dead of the night whilst watching the Cat's nocturnal habits.
 
What about a 'Best of ' section for the Gallery?.
A place where the classics could live & be admired & preserved for those that missed it.
 
Such as 'Zoya & the Pen'. So instead of having to remember who posted it (hotwal) & going to their Members Album Category section & having to find it,all the great stuff would be right there.
And if you then wanted to explore more of what that member has collected,you could.
 
What do you think?
And which other vids/pics,'blew your socks off' and which do you think deserve a place in the 'Best of ' section?
 
For me the 'Zoya & the Pen', or Carla, 'Dressed for sex', spring to mind.
 

Here's an idea that came to me,in the dead of the night whilst watching the Cat's nocturnal habits.
 
What about a 'Best of ' section for the Gallery?.
A place where the classics could live & be admired & preserved for those that missed it.
 
Such as 'Zoya & the Pen'. So instead of having to remember who posted it (hotwal) & going to their Members Album Category section & having to find it,all the great stuff would be right there.
And if you then wanted to explore more of what that member has collected,you could.
 
What do you think?
And which other vids/pics,'blew your socks off' and which do you think deserve a place in the 'Best of ' section?
 
For me the 'Zoya & the Pen', or Carla, 'Dressed for sex', spring to mind.
 

Here's an idea that came to me,in the dead of the night whilst watching the Cat's nocturnal habits.
 
What about a 'Best of ' section for the Gallery?.
A place where the classics could live & be admired & preserved for those that missed it.
 
Such as 'Zoya & the Pen'. So instead of having to remember who posted it (hotwal) & going to their Members Album Category section & having to find it,all the great stuff would be right there.
And if you then wanted to explore more of what that member has collected,you could.
 
What do you think?
And which other vids/pics,'blew your socks off' and which do you think deserve a place in the 'Best of ' section?
 
For me the 'Zoya & the Pen', or Carla, 'Dressed for sex', spring to mind.
 

Here's an idea that came to me,in the dead of the night whilst watching the Cat's nocturnal habits.
 
What about a 'Best of ' section for the Gallery?.
A place where the classics could live & be admired & preserved for those that missed it.
 
Such as 'Zoya & the Pen'. So instead of having to remember who posted it (hotwal) & going to their Members Album Category section & having to find it,all the great stuff would be right there.
And if you then wanted to explore more of what that member has collected,you could.
 
What do you think?
And which other vids/pics,'blew your socks off' and which do you think deserve a place in the 'Best of ' section?
 
For me the 'Zoya & the Pen', or Carla, 'Dressed for sex', spring to mind.
 

Here's an idea that came to me,in the dead of the night whilst watching the Cat's nocturnal habits.
 
What about a 'Best of ' section for the Gallery?.
A place where the classics could live & be admired & preserved for those that missed it.
 
Such as 'Zoya & the Pen'. So instead of having to remember who posted it (hotwal) & going to their Members Album Category section & having to find it,all the great stuff would be right there.
And if you then wanted to explore more of what that member has collected,you could.
 
What do you think?
And which other vids/pics,'blew your socks off' and which do you think deserve a place in the 'Best of ' section?
 
For me the 'Zoya & the Pen', or Carla, 'Dressed for sex', spring to mind.
 

The guest known as Zoya's ?sister? ,who I have referred to previously as, 'Ann Other'.Or the cock-block, or cock tease, or the minder,  or the singing partner, depending on your point of view.
I have discovered that the name came from the guys in the shoutbox,as they were not sure if it is Zoya's sister, and to be flirting with or 'seducing' her would be Taboo.

The guest known as Zoya's ?sister? ,who I have referred to previously as, 'Ann Other'.Or the cock-block, or cock tease, or the minder,  or the singing partner, depending on your point of view.
I have discovered that the name came from the guys in the shoutbox,as they were not sure if it is Zoya's sister, and to be flirting with or 'seducing' her would be Taboo.

Last week it was reported that there was a major fall out, 'a screaming match' between Big Red and Little Blue.
I have no idea as to what it was about,it would be great if someone did really know,we could all speculate.
But since then I am not sure if they even speak to each other anymore.
From what I have observed there seems to be a real tension between each other.
I think C & S are trying to stay impartial in what ever has happened,but I feel Carina leans more towards Blue's side than Red.
C & S will interact with Red or Blue in a group situation, but never with Red & Blue. But there is still no interaction between Red & Blue.
In fact they now tend to sit as far away from each other as is possible, or Blue will remove herself from the living room,or will disappear into her laptop.
Red occasionally sneaks a sideways glance towards Blue, but quickly looks away before any eye contact is made between them.
Last night C & S and Blue had been out somewhere. Red had bedded down on the sofa as usual.
When they all came home Carina was stomping around in clunky shoes,throwing a bell-ball for the kitten to chase,there was no consideration to Red at all.
I just wonder how long this situation can continue?

Zoya is a goddess, one of my favourites. I don't know enough about Lev to comment. All I do know is that I am very jealous, he is one lucky son of a......!

Outrageous, posting something, just for the sake of posting something!