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    skippy got a reaction from Rocket-Ronnie in Do you care if its FAKE?   
    its called rlc real life cam for a reason..its supposed to be real life
     
    so lets hope one day they dont change the name to flc fake life cam lol..
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    skippy got a reaction from eyenthesky in Seeing things that aren't   
    i think we all know who the detective is...lol
     
    is it sherlock homes?
     
    or is it the pastry man?
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    skippy got a reaction from PhireMan in Male mastrubation.   
    are you sure it was water? lol
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    skippy got a reaction from Capeguy in What's your poison? (Alcohol)   
    i cant drink alcahol so cup of tea or milk lol
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    skippy got a reaction from Scotsman84 in where is toolmaker 123   
    has toolmaker left rlcf?  i havunt been on for some time. and i ent seen any posts from him...
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    skippy got a reaction from dougiestyle4u in where is toolmaker 123   
    has toolmaker left rlcf?  i havunt been on for some time. and i ent seen any posts from him...
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    skippy got a reaction from Scotsman84 in I wonder   
    me either?lol me either what?
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    skippy got a reaction from Conor in I wonder   
    me either?lol me either what?
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    skippy got a reaction from dougiestyle4u in I wonder   
    me either?lol me either what?
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    skippy got a reaction from Conor in Where are they from ?   
    who cares ? none of our business. dont be so nosey 
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    skippy got a reaction from Alexander1951 in Your Favourite Comedy Tv Series?   
    mr bean
     
    stepan is like mr bean when ever he does anything he looks confused
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    skippy got a reaction from Noway in Yes Or No Game   
    nes i mean yo dont we all?
     
    shit answer yes or no..yes
     
    Q do you have any cats ? if so how many
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    skippy got a reaction from Scotsman84 in Yes Or No Game   
    yes
     
    are you married? or single
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    skippy got a reaction from Scotsman84 in Yes Or No Game   
    nes i mean yo dont we all?
     
    shit answer yes or no..yes
     
    Q do you have any cats ? if so how many
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    skippy got a reaction from Lisa in Your Favourite Comedy Tv Series?   
    mr bean
     
    stepan is like mr bean when ever he does anything he looks confused
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    skippy got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    teacher says to her class. give me a sentence . with the word fascinate   paddy stood up and said my dad had a coat with nine buttons . but it would only fasten 8   
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    skippy got a reaction from Chucky in Laziest Tenant?   
    he used to be a race horse called pickasnout ..ppl made alot of money betting on him because he always won by a nose 
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    skippy got a reaction from Lisa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    teacher says to her class. give me a sentence . with the word fascinate   paddy stood up and said my dad had a coat with nine buttons . but it would only fasten 8   
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    skippy got a reaction from Max 2017 in Not In My Living Room, A - Z   
    SORRY MAX 2017 I PUT THAT IN THE WRONG PLACE LOL
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    skippy got a reaction from Chucky in Not In My Living Room, A - Z   
    JUNKIES FU**ING SCUMBAGS
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    skippy got a reaction from Chucky in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    teacher says to her class. give me a sentence . with the word fascinate   paddy stood up and said my dad had a coat with nine buttons . but it would only fasten 8   
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    skippy reacted to Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    A blonde drops off a dress to the dry cleaners.
    The little Asian lady says " Come again!"
    The blonde says, " No, it's toothpaste this time. "
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    skippy reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"
    She says, "My mom died."
    He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine."
    Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"
    She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!"
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    skippy reacted to Lisa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    Little April was not the best student in sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
    "GOD ALMIGHTY" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
    A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
    Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
    "JESUS CHRIST" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
    Then the teacher asked April a third question.
    "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
    And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
    This time April jumped up and shouted, " IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE! "
    The teacher fainted.
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    skippy reacted to Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    A passenger taps a taxi driver on the shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.
    " Fuck me, your jumpy aren't ya, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
    " Sorry," says the cabby, " it's my first day, I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years. "
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