mikeusa

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we're all full.” “Aw, please I really need some poon tang!” And the owner awnswers, “Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom.” “Whatever,” the man answers quickly and races upstairs.
A few hours later the man comes down and says ''Wow, that was great. She didn't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?” And the owner answers, “Respect for the dead.”

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. "Cover me. I'm going in."

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.

He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days

well she has real friends like Ilona and tim   yana and ricky    her fake friends are regina and sher

leora jill off the guest room and on the sofa thank you leora

6 hours ago, Booffer69 said:

I liked her better without the fake boobs......lol... But she still loves her oranges....

5 hours ago, Scotsman84 said:

Loves her phone more.. Lol

booffer69 I agree with that      scotsman84 you also forgot she loves her laptop too

 here a old pic of Ilona when she was in b1

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 lana looking good

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here same pics of them 

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  linda is a hottie

there to much drama between renata and tereza  

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   we all would love to see linda use that pole

4 hours ago, StnCld316 said:

tereza lift the apartment ... renata got in the argument with regina and sher  whatever it was about  I going to hope a big cat fight would happen soon 

zoya is leaving  I'm going to miss seeing her jilling off  

I'm going to miss seeing taboo

   well here same pic for you guys enjoy them   

good bye zoya                        p.s. here same of taboo also   

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I see irina has her boyfriend over in her bed  I take it he saying the night

yana and ricky was over with there friend renata  there was dancing and drinking..

yeah lets get rid of b1 and b2 so the chat box can stop talking about b1 and b2  all they do in the chat box is make shit up or they think they know what goes on in both apartments  or saying that this girl is jealous of the others wtf   hay guys do you know what you call people who say the same thing over and over again you call them insane  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=insanity

renata came back from whatever she was doing then she started to talking about sex and porn to regina and sher  then they started to watch straight porn then after that it was lesbian porn then they started massage each other  with oil then kissing here and there then it anding in a shower finger fucking licking pussy   but it was renata who seduce them both     btw I do not care if it was scripting or stage

yana has same nice tits