Max 2017

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." (Dumb and Dumber)

Meet the Fockers.

Lockdown.

Would ask Stepan at what age will he be getting himself a job? lol

Nothing to report on this shit hole. lol

July. When did you last have sex in the shower?

Obsessed.

The Redhead Slut. Morning sex or evening sex?

Threesome tonight hopefully

The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?" Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was." Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mother, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny!" Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"

A photographer went to a dinner party where he showed of many of his photographs. The lady of the house said, those are very nice pictures, you must have a great camera. He said nothing, but when leaving for home offered the following compliment to the lady of the house. "The meal was very nice, you must have great pots and pans."

Dumpster.

Robbery.

Yes. Have you ever had sex in a Jacuzzi?

Around an hour ago. When did you last get drunk?

Masha, Sasha and Tk. lol

Inside Man.

Nothing exciting happened yet lol

Don't come back you were a complete waste of time and money.

When did you last masturbate?

Think enough guys have been left disappointed visiting B1 or B2, as for lesbian action lol

Around 4yrs ago looking for porn. lol When did you loose your virginity?

Seat belt. What does a cow have four of that a woman has only two of?

No. Have you sneaked away before the man/woman has woken up?

Pornstar.