King Hamlet

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humour!"
 
A husband says to his wife, "You know, our son got his brain from me." The wife replies, "I think he did. I still got mine with me!"
 
You know your getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.
 
Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a cock sucker again!?

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied: "I've had an awful day, lets hear the good news first."
The attorney said, "Well, I met your wife today, and she informed me that she invested £5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring in a minimum of £15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, " Jesus is watching you. " He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, " Jesus is watching you. " In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, " Was it you who said jesus is watching me? ", The parrot replied, " Yes. "
Relieved the burglar asked, " What is your name? " The parrot said, " Clarence. " The burglar said, " That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence? " The parrot answered, " The same idiot that named the Rottweiler jesus."

Annie Wilkes. ( Misery )
 
Happy Halloween All.

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That will be twenty dollars, lads."
"Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

For a Few Dollars More

Young Sherlock Holmes

X the Unknown

Countess babette jenkins.

Good place for suggestions on what to watch, have watched a few some have mentioned.

all of the above

Her and Paul will have to grow up sooner or later. God help them if they ever get a Real job. 

So what's it like fucking a Sack of Potatoes, I have never tried.    

Fucking terrible but could be worse, you could have Yana or Julia as a partner. 

Hard work looking at your phone and lay on your back 24/7, she won't be exhausted from what she puts into sex that's for sure... Like fucking a sack of potatoes. LOL

I just noticed the vacation icon by their names.  Guess they needed a break from the hard work of being on vacation. 

For me due to exchange rates changes the cost of RLC is significantly more than 2 years ago. In addition to currently being less interesting / in part the novelty factor worn off this I why i don't subscribe.
To consider there would have to be significant changes to both factors.

I have no problem with boyfriends visiting for short periods of time. I get really tired of those girls who spend 1/2 their day on the phone with their boyfriends at home. Not why we are paying for them to be on RLC.

This boy has just taken his girlfriend to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!" she said.
"Look, don't worry", he said. It will be quick, I promise you."
"Nooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbour, anybody..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."
"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"
"Honey, It'll just be a really small blowie.. I know you like it too."
"No!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and really need this."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or i'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep."