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Sketch got a reaction from Max 2017 in Would the last one out,turn off the lights & put the cat out.
Don't get your knickers in a twist
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Sketch got a reaction from Bandit in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!"
Everyone in the bar stops and stares.
Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises.
She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a BJ?"
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Sketch got a reaction from Bandit in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Five Important Qualities.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Sketch got a reaction from Scotsman84 in Would the last one out,turn off the lights & put the cat out.
Don't get your knickers in a twist
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Sketch got a reaction from Bandit in Would the last one out,turn off the lights & put the cat out.
Don't get your knickers in a twist
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Sketch got a reaction from One Eyed Willie in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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Sketch reacted to Pleasant in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A survey showed that more women would vote if polling stations opened later and at more convenient places.
Also, more women would take part if they could bake their vote.
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Sketch reacted to vortios in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
They talk to me ... I would be watching them for hours ... LOL
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Sketch reacted to Pasul in 2018 Clear-out
RLC should have a clear out of the cameras in the living room of GP. Send them back to the manufacturer and get a refund on them as they never get used. Actually, they should just close down GP. Watching girls lying on their beds all day looking at a laptop or their phones is boring. I much preferred the original smaller B1 apartment with just 3 girls.
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Sketch got a reaction from jugghead in Would the last one out,turn off the lights & put the cat out.
Don't get your knickers in a twist
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Sketch reacted to Shadow V in Open letter to the lady members
Just relax and watch.
No need for trying to guess and workout what is going on, you will just get worked up and irritate others. Just my opinion and most will just do what they keep doing and you have every right. Just don't complain when the chat is dead.
One more thing: Just because you don't chat doesn't make you a Lurker.
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