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"When someone accuses you of doing something you're not doing, it's usually because they're the ones doing it."

Not new unfortunately. There was one member that when challenged about his viewpoint/opinion on anything would like to call people 'rlc agents'.
I had supported that individual during one incident as I had witnessed it as well. A few months later he was accusing me of being an 'rlc agent' and all sorts of despicable shit.
I'm not going to name names, as far as I am concerned that incident is old news and beneath me & not worthy of my time.
He was banned, but I see that he has resurfaced. Watch your backs.

Hang on, I've missed something here.Are members being accused of being rlc spies again, or 'rlc agents'?
Or is one of the tenants supposed to be a spy embedded in one of the apartments?
What would be the point of that when there are camera's everywhere?
The spy better be careful that they don't fall off a roof, or under a train, or out of a window, or accidentally get poisoned!
Oooh topical yet frighteningly true !!!

Bring in the money1 & Bring in the money2 

Bollocks 1 & Bollocks 2 lol

An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness Monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat.
He panicked and shouted " God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze.
A voice from the heavens boomed, " You say you don't believe in me, but now you are asking for my help?"
The atheist looked up and said, " Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."

Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he would hear internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: " Dave don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. Just let it go Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: " Dave... Daaaave... you're a veterinarian you sick bastard!"

The policeman had a bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk. The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own.
Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes. Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten in their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.
Finally he got his car started and began to slowly drive away. Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing. The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he agreed. When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, " How can this be?"
To which the man replied, " Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

While proudly showing of his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. " What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
" Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied.
" How does it work?"
" Watch", the man said, giving it an ear - shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, " For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"

Lol.

WTF.