Zander

Move them and The Masha show to another site and use the money to explore new countries and more mature participants. Also need to make the streaming better so people can actually view when something does happen. Might even bring more viewers back and RLCF members.

Little extra meat always better compared to a skeleton, but not that much you nearly do your back in just trying to get in.

I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card.
She's not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better.
 
I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up.
Hopefully, she'll realise the two of us are not going to work out.

I heard the best man's speech should last as long as the groom lasts in bed.
Thank you very much for your attention. Enjoy the wedding.

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A WOMAN SAY
-"What do you mean today's our anniversary?"
-"I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.
-"Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'".
-"The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday".
-"Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way".
-"I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow".
-"I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!"
-"That was a great fart! Do another one!"
-"God... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"
-"I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house".
-"Can we not talk to each other tonight?"
-"I'd rather just watch TV".
-"It's way tooo biggg, that'll never fit in my tight..."
-"Ohhh, this diamond ring is way too big!!"
-"I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class".
-"And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!"
-"Honey, does this outfit make my ass look too small?"
-"Damnit, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there".
-"Is that phone for me? Tell those fuckers I'm not here".
-"That was fun! When will all of your friends be over to watch football again?"
-"Honey, come here! Watch me do a Body Shot off of my hot friend Stephanie"
-"I'm tired of cuddling!"
-"You're so sexy when you're hungover".
-"I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too".
-"No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed".
-"Your mother is way better than mine".
-"I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress".
-"Hey, pull my finger!"
-"Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"
-"I think hairy butts are really sexy".
-"Let's subscribe to Hustler".
-"I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping".
-"Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!"
-"I'm wrong. You must be right again".

A born-and-bred New Yorker is in the country when he sees a field of animals and says to the farmer. "What a strange looking cow. Why doesn't it have horns?" "Well, there are several reasons" the farmer replies "Some cows get their horns late, while others have their horns cut off, and still others never even grow horns". "And this cow?" the city man asks. "Well, the reason this cow doesn't have any horns is that it's a horse".

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?" The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jackhammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummeled her. Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face". The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye?" "Turns out we watch different movies".

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl I'm going to marry! And she's a virgin!"
Incensed, his father pounds his fists on the table.
"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
 
 

Anyone that's been with a bigger lady knows, they can be just as good if not better than skin and bones. You know what a "Real" women is when you've experienced that. 

Fine if they are naturally a large frame so still shapely and toned but regardless once they have eaten too many pies and downed too many pints resulting in a stomach hanging out, flabby wobbly butt etc not for me.

Interesting couple but yes once again get overlooked by the performing monkeys. Just because they don't get talked about doesn't mean they don't have viewers. The performers can only last so long before the show gets old.

Is Masha quite happy for D&S to go and fuck in her bed while she is out?? If not is Masha entitled to some of the money when her bed is used!

Is Masha quite happy for D&S to go and fuck in her bed while she is out?? If not is Masha entitled to some of the money when her bed is used!

They do stuff quite often in the living room/kitchen where obviously there are free cams. Remind me of A&D where both clearly enjoy anal giving and receiving. Compared to others they are pretty genuine and don't seem to give a fuck where they do it.

Theres a fine line between being boring and being performing seals.
Some couples are boring most of the time, but have obviously decided they need to throw in the odd sex scene to keep their stats up - I can almost see MSD checking a calendar!!
Others act naturally and have sex whenever the mood takes them - or not.
Remembering the early seasons of Big Brother on TV (before all the freaks and show offs gravitated to it) and it was marked how boring real life is - the fact that these are individual couples rather than a gang makes them doubly boring.
Not sure what the answer is, and frankly there are some I would pay money to avoid seeing having sex.
I think it takes some longer to forget the cameras than others, and lets face it, the thrill of this sort of voyeurism comes far more from the unexpected than "iths Thursday, 5.45, MSD are shagging tonight"
 
 

Exactly what both him and her are.