Zander

Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong.
He won 7 Tour de France's on Drugs!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even find my bicycle.

A total naked woman rushed into a taxi.
The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.
The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?"
The taxi driver replier, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

A guy goes into a bookies and asks "Can i back a horse in here?"
The bookie tells him "Don't be cruel, let him walk in forwards".

Julia is the last one that needs drugs, she's fucked up in the head enough. 

If they want to take drugs it's their choice and nothing to do with anyone else. You're not their dad. Complain to RLC as some of you love doing. 

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

her dildo Collection and her strap on  are all in her suitcases.

Spacehog.

Better to have 6-10 apartments doing something on daily/ weekly basis than having 22 where most of the time nothing happens at all

One day there was a little boy in church.
He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."
The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time to have to piss say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."
The father said, "Ok. Here, whisper in my ear."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is very large, it's throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I go to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Same positions just different apartment.