Johnny

Meds or padded room are a must. If it's Leora or Barca hoochies you're guaranteed a laugh.

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me. "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!" The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the nurse to his wife's room. About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr.Smith's wife had just had triplets. Mr.Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company." The gentleman across from me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked. "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

Doctor to a blonde nurse, "Did you take the patient's temperature?" Nurse, "No. Why is it missing?" Doctor. "You look exhausted." Blonde. "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves. Feminism is not a fad. It's not like Angry Birds. Although it does involve a lot of Angry Birds. Oh my god, mega drama the other day. My dishwasher stopped working! Yup, her visa expired. It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows - it's a rocky road. I remember doing security at the Brits a few years back when it all kicked off between Steps and Jamiroquai. I was the only thing between H and JK.

Many things can be off-putting and annoying whether they are nude, beautiful or not. Young and immature, full of themselves, clearly playing up to the cameras, showing off, acting like twats. More reason to have older mature tenants. What they have now is partly their own fault. Should never of had the majority of the apartments based in one country (especially Russia). Plugging the holes is only going to last so long before the ship sinks completely. Get It Fixed.

Well foursome to me is everyone getting it on. If I'm no getting some of your missus you might aswell fuck off. Anything in the dark, especially after they finish put the light on then get on with something else. They've clearly just done it to be a wanker.

Have to make sure it's good shit. lol

If you try and fool viewers with false over the top masturbating, staged shows, long make-believe story lines that have already been milked to death, then deserve all the criticism you get. Masturbate because you want/need to, not because you feel you have to. Shows a mile off.

A Brain surgeon consults with a patient about brain transplant. Surgeon, "There are three brains available for your transplant surgery. Nuclear physicist - $1000, Philosophy professor - $5000, Blonde stripper - $20,000." Patient, "Why is the stripper's brain so expensive?" Surgeon, "Never used."

A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for? Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice". Where is Donald Trump's?" Asks the man. Jesus answers, "It's in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan".

Massive piss-take. Some of you can defend and come up with some lame reason why they need to, but you know fine well they are just taking the piss.

Tragic.

Name and description of the site is a complete farce. Even Leora being classified as "Single" is baloney.

Some being smarter is questionable. What I find laughable is that some of the tenants are being "Real" one minute then "Fake" the next according to some, but are no different. And favourites are always being Real of course, never play or over do it. Even the popular thumbs BS is questionable if it's Real ffs. People must enjoy watching empty dark rooms rather than a couple have sex or a female showering. Funny how grown men can get excited about it though lol.

Of course they would. Just the sort of assholes majority of them are. Fucked up one chat, so why not another.

No matter the meaning/definition as you said "secretly" is the key word, but as we all know for legal reasons no legit sites can or will ever be proper "Voyeur". Just to get your attention and make you think you're being one. Then they stare or directly smile or perform directly to the camera, then you realise it's nothing of the sort. More performers than actors, but are far more obvious these days.

Masha's boobs look more real and handle a cock better than Asia also. (Joke don't get your knickers in a twist lol)

Majority of it is nothing more than rambling on for the sake of it.

This is something I reckon the majority of RLCF will agree on, but very doubtful it will happen. They are clearly struggling to get any new additions couples or singles, but like anything we have no idea how much effort they are putting in to actually get any.

This apartment shows how fake and lame some apartments can be. Young lads with floppy dicks, girls ott moaning and viewers are suppose to think it's Real. Getting hard and staying hard might good thing to think about.