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Satan

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  1. Top 10 subtle differences between college and hell.

    10. It doesn't snow in Hell.

    09. Everyone has heard of Hell.

    08. It's more fun getting into Hell.

    07. You can't fail out of Hell.

    06. At least you can sleep in Hell.

    05. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.

    04. People smile in Hell.

    03. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.

    02. You know there are Hot men/women in Hell.

    01. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to college.

  2. There were three men in Hell:

    An Iranian, an American and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 20 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only payed $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

  3. Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!" She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he would get right on it. The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him again. "Please set the error straight by tomorrow," she begged. "There's an orgy planned for tonight and everyone *must* attend!" "Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away." Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up the receiver with tribulations of his heart and started to listen. He heard the following, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!"

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