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Top 10 subtle differences between college and hell.
10. It doesn't snow in Hell.
09. Everyone has heard of Hell.
08. It's more fun getting into Hell.
07. You can't fail out of Hell.
06. At least you can sleep in Hell.
05. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.
04. People smile in Hell.
03. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.
02. You know there are Hot men/women in Hell.
01. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to college.
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There were three men in Hell:
An Iranian, an American and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 20 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only payed $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."
- Scotsman84, Bandit, WhySoSerious? and 3 others
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Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!" She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he would get right on it. The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him again. "Please set the error straight by tomorrow," she begged. "There's an orgy planned for tonight and everyone *must* attend!" "Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away." Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up the receiver with tribulations of his heart and started to listen. He heard the following, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!"
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On 11/24/2018 at 8:22 AM, WhySoSerious? said:
Someone used a naughty word lol
Oh naughty me
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Having thoughts and opinions is one thing but being delusional you deserve every roasting you get. Doesn't surprise me they don't give out more information about the tenants
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Had to do it twice because he made an arse of it first time. Has turned into a perform apartment and get a place on SLC
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The topics are the only thing that change on a weekly or monthly basis, so why wouldn't they be more popular!
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Word on the street they also had sex this week. Amazingly something always happens near the end of the month, especially in this apartment
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Adults only one
- dougiestyle4u and WhySoSerious?
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On 11/18/2018 at 12:58 PM, Johnny said:
Question is who is more boring, the tenants or the people watching them!! (Some even stupid enough to pay for it)
Reading what some chat about answers that question. Not surprised people give chat it a wide berth.
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3 hours ago, iloner said:
Maybe fewer in Chat because nowadays seems to be more often a 2 - 3 hour dead period in the middle of the night when the Barca girls have all given up and Leora hasn't yet got up.
How does that explain no chat over 15 hours sometimes??
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Good choices
How do you upload them?
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Checking the undercarriage
Paddling the pink canoe
DIY time
Scratching the vinyl
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma is so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma is so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Give more variety.
: Different locations.
: Different age groups.
: Different race.
- WhySoSerious? and Johnny
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Funny #1
in World Outside
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