Vaz
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Vaz got a reaction from Scorpio 22 in The Chat Room!! #1
FFS. Grown men getting excited about making an amount of posts.
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Vaz reacted to box_hunter in need a laugh when rlc is dead #3
Donald Trump was asked what the J stood for in Donald J Trump. He said "Genius"
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Vaz reacted to Scotsman84 in Melissa & Sergio
She's got some timber behind her that's for sure. More cushin for the pushin. LOL
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Vaz got a reaction from Scotsman84 in Melissa & Sergio
Who's the one with they HUGE ass that clearly loves herself.
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Vaz got a reaction from Plank in Melissa & Sergio
Who's the one with they HUGE ass that clearly loves herself.
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Vaz got a reaction from Johnny in Blonde Jokes
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell the truth, but make you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I am the thinnest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up.
The second person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told her mirror, "I think I am the prettiest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up.
Last to come was a blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think....." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
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Vaz got a reaction from Johnny in Blonde Jokes
One Christmas eve, Santa Claus comes down a chimney and is startled by a beautiful young blonde. She asks, "Santa, will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!" So she takes of her nightgown, and only wearing bra and panties, she asks, "Santa now will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!". She takes off everything and asks once more. "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies, "Hey, Hey, Hey, I gotta stay, gotta stay! I cant get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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Vaz got a reaction from Johnny in Extreme Viewers
You only just realised that! The more they attract, the more weird and fucked up they get.
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Vaz got a reaction from WhySoSerious? in Blonde Jokes
A blonde at a party was telling her friend that she has sworn off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they are just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator". "So, what will you do when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "I'll just fake an orgasm like always!"
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Vaz got a reaction from WhySoSerious? in Blonde Jokes
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell the truth, but make you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I am the thinnest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up.
The second person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told her mirror, "I think I am the prettiest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up.
Last to come was a blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think....." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.