Vaz

One shark says to the other: "I ate a diver last week. I'm still sick from all the plastic." The other shark waves a fin: "That's nothing. I ate a blonde last week. She was such an airhead I still can't dive."
 
A blonde goes to court. Eventually the judge says, "I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence that you stole the $10,000." The blonde is thrilled: "Gosh, so does that mean I can keep the money?" 

A blonde mam marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, "Son, you take the hardest thing you got and put it where she goes to the bathroom." The newlywed thanks his dad, hangs up the phone, and places his bowling ball in the toilet. 

One massive long "Vacation" for most of them now. Unless it's just a short term problem, my guess we won't see many of them again. Happy job searching. 

Guaranteed the current chat blabbermouths would flood a second chat just to be assholes. As they have said what's to stop them. 

A blonde girl has a mirror in her closet.
One night she wakes up to per and on her way wants to take something from the closet, opens the door and sees herself. She slams the door shut quickly and calls the cops, saying she's got a burglar in the house who's hiding in her closet.
The cops arrive quickly, get to the closet and open the door. They stare at it for a while and then one turns on the blonde all angry, saying, "Do you know the punishment for abusing emergency response? Why did you call us when our colleagues are already here?!" 

A blonde mam marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, "Son, you take the hardest thing you got and put it where she goes to the bathroom." The newlywed thanks his dad, hangs up the phone, and places his bowling ball in the toilet. 

One shark says to the other: "I ate a diver last week. I'm still sick from all the plastic." The other shark waves a fin: "That's nothing. I ate a blonde last week. She was such an airhead I still can't dive."
 
A blonde goes to court. Eventually the judge says, "I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence that you stole the $10,000." The blonde is thrilled: "Gosh, so does that mean I can keep the money?" 

A blonde mam marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says, "Son, you take the hardest thing you got and put it where she goes to the bathroom." The newlywed thanks his dad, hangs up the phone, and places his bowling ball in the toilet. 

I believe if a second chat was opened up the folks buggering up the current one would spread and infect the new one, too.  Then they'd have two chats to spew their sludge in.  Happy day for them!
 

An asshole here as well I see. lol