Scotsman84
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What does she see in him? If you figure it out let me know. Cheers lol -
Aye better when it is separate, but doesn't stop some of them. Wouldn't stop me lol Nothing wrong with little timber to hold on to and pound harder.
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Think they are in same block, seen Margaret come over and not much on. On another note Margaret does love the cock. Lol
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@capeguy couldn't agree more, most of them aren't interested in getting a job. RLC is easy way of not doing much but still getting fed and a roof over your head.
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Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? A. You can unscrew a lightbulb. Q. What do a Penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? A. The more you play with it, the harder it gets Q. Why do walruses love a Tupperware Party? A. They're always on the lookout for a tight seal. Q. What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeking tom? A. One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch. Q. What's the difference between your dick and a bonus check? A. Someone's always willing to blow your bonus. Q. What do you call a guy with a small dick? A. Just-in! Q. What do you call a guy with a giant dick? A. Phil!
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Need a clear out and bring in some new faces, so many of them are just getting boring and annoying. Starting to hope some get pregnant just so we can get rid of them. lol
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Some of you must have been lost and thought the World had ended. lol
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Don't think most would bother, as long as there was something happening in B1 or B2 to moan about ( and most of the time it is moaning about something) they would be happy. Can't see another Chatbox happening, but be good to see how many return or even stay and chat about other Apartments, plus have a laugh too..
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Think most of you would be like the girls without a phone........ Fucked lol
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Good to see Layla back, little cutie and lovely body. Don't be shy show us your pie.
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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.... The owner asks the clerk, " What's with that guy over there by the wall? " The clerk says, " Well, he came in here this morning for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives! " " You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxitives! " "Oh Yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough! "
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Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass. Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A. A lickalotopis. Q. What do hockey players and surrey girls have in common? A. They both only change their pads after every third period!
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Q. Why did Hitler commit suicide? A. He got the gas bill. Q. What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? A. They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns. Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw. Q. What is the difference between oooooooh and aaaaaah? A. About 3 inches.
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Linda or Stesha.. Could eat them 24/7, 365.25 days
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Kill Myself Life wouldn't be worth living anymore lol
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Linda hands down. Get a job tho, can't stand that.
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Where do I start lol. Wouldn't be able to keep my hands of her either. Tibor you lucky F@@k. Must have been good in another life lol
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Not bad for an " Old Man "
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Good to hear your getting better, not missing much anyway.
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Either way going to be good. Can't wait.
