Scotsman84

Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful and hard to catch. But most of you are like mosquitos, annoying and easy to smash.

A blonde drops off a dress to the dry cleaners. The little Asian lady says " Come again!" The blonde says, " No, it's toothpaste this time. "

Best way to answer the phone: " Jack's whore house, you got the doe we got the hoe, how may I help you? "

Beer bottle: You break me, you get 1 year bad luck! Mirror: You kidding me? You break me, then you'll get 7 years bad luck. * Condom walks in laughing "

National Lampoon's Vacation.

Man On Fire. ( Quality Film )

Don't think many know it exists.. Instead of a Bible like you get in some B&B or hotels a book on masturbating and how to use vibrators. Seems a few struggle to use them. lol

Bad Boys.

Alive.

Always room for more.

Just another useless C@@t.

Good pics mate I caught the end of it.

This beautiful girl went to her doctor complaining about pain in all her joints. The Doctor went through a whole series of tests and couldn't find anything wrong with her. After he had explained this to her he said, " There has to be something else, have you changed something recently in your lifestyle? " She said, " Well, the only thing I know of is that I started making love Doggie Style, could that be causing it"? The Doctor said, " Maybe, why don't you stop it and see if you improve"? She said, " I can't stop, that's the only way my dog knows how to fuck ".

Two blondes are walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said: " They look like deer tracks. " And the other one said: " No they look like moose tracks. " They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

A WWII veteran earned his High School diploma at 91, 74 years after dropping out.. When asked what happens next, he said. " College Girls ".

Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date.

Scientists say the universe Is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog.

I love what you have done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Bacon Roll

Still going strong I see.

Aye she look hot when she dresses up.. lovely body

How did you? I am fucking useless at that sort of shit lol

Yeah they are always at it and she is Kinky. And as you can see loves the cock.