Scotsman84

As an Airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, " If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. " She removes all her clothes and asks, " Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman. " A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, " Here, iron this! "

My teenage daughter came home from school in a rage. " I've just had sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I had sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper: " Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will. "

Smithy could do it twice before an egg is boiled. LOL

Seen more fat on a pencil

Can't be good at everything Been going bald since 15 but not lost it all yet

Hairy ( Bush )

Gisum

Yeah would be good to post pics for a laugh again, and not the smartest when it comes to somethings.. Cheers

Might be good idea.. Yeah they might be at lectures some days but if like UK mad drinkers and shaggers as well...

I'm sure Smithy made an arse of himself... Pissed and started jacking himself off on the couch LOL

Carpet ( muncher )

Banging.

Even better a Pregnant woman using a cucumber.

Pregnant woman always horny to.

Do love older woman once they reach 40 they just get that look about them.

7 year old Joseph visited his grandparents home along with his mum and dad. One night, when the family sat to eat dinner, Joseph began chomping on a roll without offering the prayer. Upset his mother, Laura, angrily reminded him that he needed to pray before eating food. The young lad replied, " Granny knows how to cook. We don't need to pray! " A boy asks his granny, " Have you seen my pills container that was labelled L$D? The grandma then replies, " Fuck your pills container, I have lost my pet dragon in the kitchen. Have you seen it? "

Granny. lol Grandma: " WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE YEAH! " Grandson: Grandma PLEASE put your bra back on! lol

M.I.L.Fs, G.I.L.Fs, you know the score.. Lol

Horny motherfucker like most of us... lol

Older ones are the best... Thunderball, Claudine Auger gorgeous

Xenon.

Loves her phone more.. Lol

Layla

Stesha good to watch masturbate.... Shame she doesn't do it more