Scotsman84

Hi gorgeous missed you again, maybe next time.

Yeah I know mate lol. Waste of time but good moan always good. Think some do need a ban, a day or two maybe give them time to think of some other things they can chat about. LOL From what I have seen and been reading it's going down hill anyway.

Some of you only got yourselves to blame for the Chatbox being dead. Plenty have left and refuse to come back because some of you are obsessed with chatting about the same crap over and over. This topic is getting the same.

Point Break. ( 1991 )

Out For Justice.

The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word " Penis " chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class. But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again " Penis ", this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson. Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word " Penis " again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on with the lesson. Well, this went on for a whole week, every day the word " Penis " getting bigger. Finally, on Friday she went into the classroom to find chalked up: " See, the harder you rub it, the bigger it gets! "

Two priests were taking a piss in the urinals one day and one priest looks down and sees a nicotine patch on the other guys penis. He says, " I'm not a rocket scientist or anything, but isn't that supposed to be on your arm? " And they other priest says, " Nah, it's working fine. I'm down to two butts a day! "

At school, little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's easy to blackmail them by saying, " I know the whole truth. " Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, " I know the whole truth, " His mother quickly hands him £20 and says, " Just don't tell your father " Quite pleased he waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, " I know the whole truth, " The father promptly hands him £40 and says, " Please don't say a word to your mother. " Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the postman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, " I know the whole truth, " The postman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, " Then come give your Daddy a great big hug! "

Yeah think they will do well, have good squad of players but just too soon I think.

Nothing for free in this world I'm afraid.

Beautiful and Rainy Scotland

Going for France. And yes Scotland didn't make it.

Kevin & Perry Go Large.

Jay and silent Bob strike back.

Still alive then lol. Topic still going strong mate.

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 mins and when I came out, there he was - a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So, I went to him and said: "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket! This went on for about 25 minutes... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote.... But hey, I didn't give a fuck. My car was parked around the corner....

Ali G Indahouse

Zoolander

Young Guns

X-Men

Both you get a good laugh watching and there facial expressions are brilliant. But Leora for me.

Anita Dickinme Annie Position Barry McDikkin Ben Dover Clee Torres Dixie Normus

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks in to a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he was in there, the husband tells his wife: " Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. honey. I love you. " To which his wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too! "

Welcome Victoria. Lets Pray She Knows How To Use A Toy.

Nothing changes I see. LOL