Lady Gaga...
Q: What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?
A: One has balls and it ain't Bieber.
Q: How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
A: Poke her face!
Q: Why is Lady Gaga a fan of the comic book hero " Wolverine "?
A: Because they are both Ex-Men!
Charlie Sheen...
Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take last January?
A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Q: What's the title for the new sitcom starring Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan?
A: Two and a Half Grams.
Q: How do you know you are playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen?
A: Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
Hard work looking at your phone and lay on your back 24/7, she won't be exhausted from what she puts into sex that's for sure... Like fucking a sack of potatoes. LOL