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Scotsman84

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  1. Spin Cycle aka: Maytag Repair Man.
  2. Man's Best Friend aka: Doggy-style.
  3. Yes. Everyone flirts Have you has sex while on cocaine?
  4. Both as bad as each other. Stepan. Flowers or Chocolates?
  5. Rusty Kuntz. Anass Rhammar. Phat Ho. Mike Litoris. Willie Stroker. Jack Kanoff. Dixon B. Tweenerlegs.
  6. No. Stopped watching her bullshit years ago. Part of me feels sorry for her tho, no friends, no life and has to look at Paul day in day out.
  7. Anita Dump Ben Derhover Harry Beaver Ima Butmunsch Iva Biggin Jew C. Tuatt
  8. Lady Gaga... Q: What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? A: One has balls and it ain't Bieber. Q: How do you make Lady Gaga cry? A: Poke her face! Q: Why is Lady Gaga a fan of the comic book hero " Wolverine "? A: Because they are both Ex-Men!
  9. Charlie Sheen... Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take last January? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. Q: What's the title for the new sitcom starring Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan? A: Two and a Half Grams. Q: How do you know you are playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen? A: Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
  10. Fucking terrible but could be worse, you could have Yana or Julia as a partner.
  11. Yes. Have you masturbated with partner asleep beside you?
  12. Hard work looking at your phone and lay on your back 24/7, she won't be exhausted from what she puts into sex that's for sure... Like fucking a sack of potatoes. LOL
  13. Holly is Hot and what a body. Beach. Go to a restaurant or Go paintballing? ( 1st date )
  14. Yes. Given and Received. Have you masturbated in friends shower thinking of them while they have been home?
  15. Yes. Sister, Mum. Auntie. Have you been with man/woman over 60?
  16. Good one but hard to choose. Celebrity ( Holly Willoughby ) Heels or Boots?
  17. Yes. Have you masturbated in a Sauna/Jacuzzi?
  18. Masturbate daily. Watch porn alone or With someone?
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