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Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful and hard to catch. But most of you are like mosquitos, annoying and easy to smash.
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A blonde drops off a dress to the dry cleaners. The little Asian lady says " Come again!" The blonde says, " No, it's toothpaste this time. "
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Best way to answer the phone: " Jack's whore house, you got the doe we got the hoe, how may I help you? "
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Beer bottle: You break me, you get 1 year bad luck! Mirror: You kidding me? You break me, then you'll get 7 years bad luck. * Condom walks in laughing "
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National Lampoon's Vacation.
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Man On Fire. ( Quality Film )
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Don't think many know it exists.. Instead of a Bible like you get in some B&B or hotels a book on masturbating and how to use vibrators. Seems a few struggle to use them. lol
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Always room for more.
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VHTV General Chat Part #1
Scotsman84 replied to StnCld316's topic in Voyeur-House.TV - General Discussion (11/01/16)
Just another useless C@@t. -
VHTV General Chat Part #1
Scotsman84 replied to StnCld316's topic in Voyeur-House.TV - General Discussion (11/01/16)
Good pics mate I caught the end of it. -
This beautiful girl went to her doctor complaining about pain in all her joints. The Doctor went through a whole series of tests and couldn't find anything wrong with her. After he had explained this to her he said, " There has to be something else, have you changed something recently in your lifestyle? " She said, " Well, the only thing I know of is that I started making love Doggie Style, could that be causing it"? The Doctor said, " Maybe, why don't you stop it and see if you improve"? She said, " I can't stop, that's the only way my dog knows how to fuck ".
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Two blondes are walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said: " They look like deer tracks. " And the other one said: " No they look like moose tracks. " They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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A WWII veteran earned his High School diploma at 91, 74 years after dropping out.. When asked what happens next, he said. " College Girls ".
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Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date.
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Scientists say the universe Is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog.
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I love what you have done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
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What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Scotsman84 replied to Max 2017's topic in General Discussion
Bacon Roll -
Still going strong I see.
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Aye she look hot when she dresses up.. lovely body
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How did you? I am fucking useless at that sort of shit lol
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Yeah they are always at it and she is Kinky. And as you can see loves the cock.