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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

 

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

 

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

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