Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Lisa, Danny, Max 2017 and 5 others 6 2 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 I love what you have done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Shadow V, Shaggy, Danny and 5 others 4 4 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog. Lisa, Shadow V, Chucky and 1 other 3 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 Scientists say the universe Is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. Bandit, Rudi, Danny and 6 others 7 2 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date. Chucky, Shadow V, King Hamlet and 7 others 5 5 Quote
StnCld316 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Man who sits on Toilet, Gets High on Pot. Chucky, Shaggy and Shadow V 3 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall. Chucky, Bandit, Zander and 1 other 4 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Being a dick won't make yours any bigger. Bandit, Rudi, Lisa and 4 others 3 4 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. Zander, Rudi, Lisa and 2 others 4 1 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Hey your village called they want you back by 6! Shadow V, Rudi, Danny and 5 others 3 5 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Sorry, I can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke. Bandit, Chucky, Shadow V and 2 others 1 4 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall, you should get one. Zander, Danny, Shadow V and 2 others 1 4 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 You make guys on Jackass look like Einstein. Zander and Max 2017 1 1 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 "The smartest thing that ever came out your mouth was a penis" Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 "Nice outfit. Go stand on the street corner, you could make some money" Chucky, Lisa and Zander 1 2 Quote
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