Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Lisa, Danny, Shadow V and 5 others 6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 I love what you have done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? King Hamlet, Shaggy, Zander and 5 others 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog. Chucky, Lisa, Shaggy and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Scientists say the universe Is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. King Hamlet, delta10, Danny and 6 others 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date. King Hamlet, Shaggy, Shadow V and 7 others 5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Man who sits on Toilet, Gets High on Pot. Shaggy, Shadow V and Chucky 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall. Bandit, Zander, Rudi and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Being a dick won't make yours any bigger. Zander, Rudi, Bandit and 4 others 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. Rudi, Bandit, Lisa and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Hey your village called they want you back by 6! Zander, Max 2017, Rudi and 5 others 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Sorry, I can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke. Bandit, Shaggy, Shadow V and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall, you should get one. Chucky, Danny, Max 2017 and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 You make guys on Jackass look like Einstein. Zander and Max 2017 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 "The smartest thing that ever came out your mouth was a penis" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 "Nice outfit. Go stand on the street corner, you could make some money" Chucky, Lisa and Zander 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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