Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Danny, Shaggy, King Hamlet and 5 others 6 2 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 I love what you have done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Shadow V, Zander, Rudi and 5 others 4 4 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 If I wanted a bitch, I'd have bought a dog. Lisa, Chucky, Shaggy and 1 other 3 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 Scientists say the universe Is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. Rudi, Bandit, King Hamlet and 6 others 7 2 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date. Chucky, King Hamlet, Max 2017 and 7 others 5 5 Quote
StnCld316 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Man who sits on Toilet, Gets High on Pot. Shaggy, Chucky and Shadow V 3 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall. Chucky, Bandit, Zander and 1 other 4 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Being a dick won't make yours any bigger. Danny, Rudi, Bandit and 4 others 3 4 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. Lisa, Bandit, Rudi and 2 others 4 1 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Hey your village called they want you back by 6! Max 2017, Chucky, Bandit and 5 others 3 5 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Sorry, I can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke. Bandit, Shadow V, Shaggy and 2 others 1 4 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall, you should get one. Zander, Danny, Max 2017 and 2 others 1 4 Quote
Lisa Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 You make guys on Jackass look like Einstein. Zander and Max 2017 1 1 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 "The smartest thing that ever came out your mouth was a penis" Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 "Nice outfit. Go stand on the street corner, you could make some money" Chucky, Lisa and Zander 1 2 Quote
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