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    King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
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    King Hamlet reacted to mikeusa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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    King Hamlet reacted to Chucky in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked. "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous.... or what?"
    "Not at all, Ma'am", the employer replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
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    King Hamlet reacted to Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    There were two blondes and they locked their keys in their car.
    The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and try and pick the lock?"
    The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
    The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
    The other one answered, "No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger."
    The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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    King Hamlet reacted to Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist look straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
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    King Hamlet got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in Let's Get Real   
    Don't waste my time with them they are just making a mockery out of everyone.
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    King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in Fan Page Nicole   
    Not rocket science. Most put 2+2 together and get 10.
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    King Hamlet reacted to Shadow V in Fan Page Nicole   
    Bet it worked and kept some of you gullible men watching thinking you were going to see more. Some of you will never learn.
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    King Hamlet reacted to Chucky in Let's Get Real   
    Had more than enough time to get use to the situation and RLC are just letting them get away with it, I'm sure they could find other girls willing to take their place.
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    King Hamlet reacted to PeterGrey in Let's Get Real   
    Think it's time to replace these 3 ladies with something new. I mean, they're lovely girls but some criterias should be met for doing this at all. Or else they could just pick some random strangers from the street. They've had plenty of time to get used to the cams but they're still cam-shy and hide.
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    King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in Let's Get Real   
    At least dance on the table nude if you are going to keep doing it. LOL
    Best thing about the Apartment is Angie's tits.
     
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    King Hamlet reacted to TBird97 in Let's Get Real   
    It's "The Three Vestal Virgins" .....who refuse to have sex on cameras, only under covers. They knew what they signed up for  and it's starting to get stale with their shy act. 
    Furthermore, one of these days, someone is going to get seriously hurt after they get drunk and think dancing on top of the dining room table is the thing to do.
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    King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.   
    Rlc may be getting boring but so is all this I'm going to stop my subscription when your clearly not.
    You can moan all you want but as long as you keep paying they won't give a fuck...
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    King Hamlet reacted to Capeguy in Celebrity F**k?   
    Jessica Biel
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    King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in Celebrity F**k?   
    Melanie Sykes.

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    King Hamlet reacted to mikeusa in Porn Gifs.   
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    King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in Girls.   
    Whaaaaaaaat.

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    Busty_ir_housewife.

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    Blowjobjosie.

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