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She's done more on this GIF than most GOV on RLC have.

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him "What's wrong?" The boy says "Me ma is dead". "Oh bejaysus" the man says. "Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?" The boy replies "No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment".

It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage.
The penguin asks, "How long will it be?"
Mechanic says, "Just a few minutes."
So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream from the grocery store across the street.
When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream.
Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage.
With ice cream all over his face and stomach asks the mechanic, "So, how's my car?"
The mechanic comes out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream."

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh?
A: Posh doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind.
Q: How did George Michael find out he was dyslexic?
A: He misread the sign "Have a walk in our park".
Q: What happened when Tiger Woods signed his scorecard with a 69?
A: The PGA asked if it was on the golf course or in the bedroom!
Q: Why have there been less suicide bombings since Susan Boyle's rise to fame?
A: Because terrorists didn't know what a virgin looked like!

Q: Do you know what the secret of an Islamic marriage is?
A: The husband gets to see a striptease every night.
Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammmered.
Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin. 
Q: What do you call a bad Muslim optometrist?
A: Asif Eyecare. 
 
 

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere". he pleaded to the last hotel manager "Or just a bed-I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted"
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant" admitted the manager "and I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you".
"No problem" the tired traveller assured him. "I'll take it".
The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.
"Never better". John said.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time".
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room" John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said "Good night, beautiful" and he sat up all night watching me".

A man was driving recklessly down the interstate one day and his girlfriend in the passenger seat was getting very upset. The man finally realised that she was not happy with his driving and said "Baby I'm sorry for driving so recklessly. I should be more careful when I have precious cargo!" The girlfriend looked at him and said "Oh, that's so sweet, baby!" Then the guy quickly corrected her "No, no! I mean the golf clubs in the back!"

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey please.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "Just found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "Just found out my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."

Personally think following their every move is not only weird and creepy but not part of being a "Voyeur".

The theories and speculations regarding why MSD is under UM are hilarious.
It could be possible that:
1. There was a death in the family as everyone is guessing
2. Dasha is pregnant (maybe not Sasha's?) 
3. Dasha has been lying to her family about her life in Rome and they found out that she has been on RLC and seen her online or the videos that have been on the internet with a possibility of disowning her.  And she is having a supposed freak out and upset.
4l The whole UM is just a fucking coup to keep everyone guessing and speculating of what happened. It would keep them up in the rankings.
 
 

Shhh grandmas listening

The accommodation is going to be better but pointless if you don't have the tenants to pay for it. Putting all your effort into Barcelona apartments and not keeping to a satisfying standard is only going to last so long, even with the super die-hard members. Couples and singles are also lacking anything worth watching.

Barcelona apartments especially will stink of desperation. Not to mention some members lol.

Just got greedy and completely moved from original plan to something completely false and over-exaggerated. The whole thing just stinks of desperation and has turned into a joke.

RLC was better back in the Old Day.  They should go back that way where it's just couples. Drop these Dime a Dozen Barcelona Girls and get back to the Real Life Theme instead of Cock Teasing.

To much interest in them for RLC to remove them. Unless they leave on their own accord can't see this apartment going anywhere.

To much interest in them for RLC to remove them. Unless they leave on their own accord can't see this apartment going anywhere.