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LOL Brilliant.

A woman is driving alone down a dark country lane one night when suddenly the car stops. No matter what she tries, it won't restart. After a few minutes, another car pulls up behind. Scared, she locked the doors.
A man appears and asks her what's wrong. She tells him through the window that it won't start. He gets her to open the hood and looks inside.
A minute later he tells her to try again. It starts first time. Realizing he is a good man, she winds down the window and they start chatting. She recognizes his voice. 
"Wait, aren't you on the radio?" she asks. He says he is, and thanks her for the recognition.
"Wow, i listen to you all the time! I love your show! I've always wanted to be on the radio - I'd do anything to be on the radio".
"Really? Anything?" he says.
"Yes".
He smiles and unzips his pants, and pulls out his cock. "You know what to do then?" 
She laughs and says "Oh yeah"....
She grabs it, leans in, licks her lips and says "I'd like to say hello to my mom and dad....."

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs and she said "Press One"
So I did.....
I don't remember much after that.
 
MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED:
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl.

Congrats to MSD for another money making piece of fakery, and a longer contract for their protage newbies. Good job all round! You surpassed even yourselves this time!  Now all go off to count your cash and try to stop peeing yourselves laughing. Surely even their fans can't be happy with this.
I can't cast doubt now on this being the "showroom" apartment, taking over from the girls places.
And what's worse? It will happen all over again. And again. And again.....
 

And that is why RLC has turned into a Joke. All about money and who can get the most viewers and upstage what the rest are doing. Some need to check themselves as bit fucked up praising what the girls do and mocking what E&S and MSD are doing - There any difference!!

If Sasha fucks Eva there's hope for most of us. On the other hand most Russian/Ukrainian girls are not exactly picky when it comes to get some D. 

And how many change their theories and try and make them add up when they are wrong.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 year old.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day, so told him I'd start lying to my wife.
Don't you have it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
 

When i was a boy. I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.... It's a good job my brother told me about it.
Women are like swimming pools - they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time you spend in them.
My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters.... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 year old.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day, so told him I'd start lying to my wife.
Don't you have it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
 

Poor thing finally died of boredom. 

Time will tell who is right and who is just full of shit when it comes to this apartment and it's tenants.

Time will tell who is right and who is just full of shit when it comes to this apartment and it's tenants.

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Simple no-one knows what goes on outside the apartments and guessing or making things up is just pathetic. This fan page has turned into joke. 
As for calling another member a internet troll, think someone needs to read what the meaning is and look what they post.