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Sketch reacted to Scorpio 22 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Just got out prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says, "I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Troopers Ball?"
The trooper responded, "Troopers don't have balls, ma'am."
After he realized what he had said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.
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Sketch reacted to Scorpio 22 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for $1 million?
Woman: Why Winston, yes I would.
Churchill: What about $10?
Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am?
Churchill: We have already established what sort you are, now we are just negotiating the price.
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Sketch got a reaction from Max 2017 in One - Liner.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 year old.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day, so told him I'd start lying to my wife.
Don't you have it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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Sketch got a reaction from Bandit in I can do her better than Paul
Smith 2mins is the worst and surprised he doesn't high five himself
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Sketch got a reaction from Bandit in What Happened To The Real Meanings?
Forum topics are the only thing worth getting involved in. Take away the jokes and images and see what you have left.
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Sketch got a reaction from One Eyed Willie in What Happened To The Real Meanings?
Forum topics are the only thing worth getting involved in. Take away the jokes and images and see what you have left.
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Sketch got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in What Happened To The Real Meanings?
Forum topics are the only thing worth getting involved in. Take away the jokes and images and see what you have left.
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Sketch reacted to PeterGrey in Fan Page Adeline & Markus
Yep I agree, and it's not the first time I've seen this. It's like it's a ritual to her - something you have to do now and then, let's just get it over with.
Or it could be she don't like the free-for-all-to-see in LR. As a freeloader myself, I can't compare how she acts in the BR.
It's sad if she doesn't enjoy it.
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Sketch reacted to One Eyed Willie in Fan Page Adeline & Markus
They just had sex and never seen a women look so bored and uninterested in all my days. Complete was of time, cum and condom
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