Zander

What do you expect when you have people disrespecting females and calling them all the names under the sun. Being crude about them being on their period or not and if they are wearing a pad. Really any need for that. Questioning if they are really female won't help either, and that has happened on several occasions.

What do you expect when you have people disrespecting females and calling them all the names under the sun. Being crude about them being on their period or not and if they are wearing a pad. Really any need for that. Questioning if they are really female won't help either, and that has happened on several occasions.

Customer service is a disgrace and if they struggle to get viewers back, only have themselves to blame.

Customer service is a disgrace and if they struggle to get viewers back, only have themselves to blame.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, "If an emergency, notify:" I put "Doctor." What's my mother going to do?
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking where they came from, and refuse to tell you where they're going.
Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assume the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill them with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet.
PMS should be called ovary-acting.
 

Went to the doctor's last week, he said, "Have you had sex in the last seven days?"... I said, "No, my birthday's in August.
Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the pub, but 30 minute walk back from the pub. The difference is staggering!
 

+My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.
+How do Asians name their kids? They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make.
+My wife complained that the vacuum sucks to hard on the rugs and I made a joke...anyway, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
+Do you ever look at what's "Popular on Netflix" and think, man there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers watching Netflix?
+I'm watching my neighbor through the blinds, he's so creepy.
+If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Not all this, "how did you get in my house?!" Bullshit.
 

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought. He's trying to pull a fast one.
Years ago I use to supply Filofaxes for the media. I was involved in very organized crime.
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.
Sometimes tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
 

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Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob job, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen... the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman -- literally.
Her personal physician then performed her annual physical, noted the new "body work". When the exam was finished, he called her in. "Bambi, your overall health is good, but I want to discuss a problem that often affects women your age, osteoporosis.
Bambi looked puzzled, "Osteo -- what?"
"Bone loss. Many women start to experience it in their 40s."
Bambi giggled, blushed and said, "Oh, really, Doc. You've seen me naked. Trust me, with this body and this face. I get new bones quite often!"

A lady to Doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
Doctor: "Give him the opportunity to speak when he's awake."
 

A Boss hangs a poster in his office.
"I AM THE BOSS, DON'T YOU FORGET"
He returns from lunch and finds a note on his desk.
"Your wife called, she wants her poster back home."
 
Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me! You are holding the phone for 20 mins and haven't spoken a word!"
Man inside: "I'm talking to the wife."

There have been many conspiracy theories about what someone quite accurately described as "the purge". The three main theories seem to be Putin, Russian Mafia and a money laundering scheme that got busted? I think this may be the first time these words have ever been spoken outside the Russian media, but, I believe, in this case, Putin is innocent. His control over the internet doesn't happen until November.  That leaves us with the mafia and money laundering. VHTV were subjected to the Ukrainian mafia. They had to shut down all their Ukrainian operations. A fatal blow, you might think? Apparently not. I'm not on VHTV but, I believe they recovered and are gaining viewers. When their "purge" happened, they seemed to be very open and honest about it. I think subscribers to VHTV understood the situation was beyond VHTV's control and cut them some slack. RLC could have learnt a lot from that. If they faced a similar problem, just say so! They clearly didn't learn a thing. Perhaps, as the industry leaders in terms of views ( I don't know if that's a fact?) they have become arrogant? Pride comes before the fall! Well, how the "mighty" have fallen!   If you try to rebuild, have the decency to reply to your customers. If RLC is whats to survive this, they are going to have to need to have a serious look at their customer service. Treat customers like shit and you will get the same!

Sleeping, sleeping and even more sleeping. Anyone with a sleeping fetish RealLifeCam is a dream come true. 

Wouldn't that constitute a staged show, which so many bitch about, rather than the real life those who claim to be a true voyeur would want?  The shakeup is starting to show that many who call themselves voyeurs are really just wanting to watch porn.

Interesting couple but yes once again get overlooked by the performing monkeys. Just because they don't get talked about doesn't mean they don't have viewers. The performers can only last so long before the show gets old.

Need to invest in new couples and mature single women from different parts of the world . Need a change in dynamics and see something different.