Zander

Gay? I'm straighter than that pole your mom dances on.

Mom stop you are not funny. You never make jokes.
I made You..

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me.. I said, you look Fat in those pants.

"Nice outfit. Go stand on the street corner, you could make some money"

You make guys on Jackass look like Einstein. 

Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall, you should get one. 

Alina and Anton were fun couple to watch. 

Happy seeing her nude when I can and the occasional play, plenty others to watch for sex and masturbation 24/7. Like her so take what I get. 
More to being a voyeur than sex and masturbation. 

Not worth the time and much more fun to ridicule them.

Does anyone really give a fuck!! 

Mr. Attention seeker getting on his high horse again lol. 
I smell a "spy" 

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

Everyone has the right to their opinion positive or negative. 

Heard it's lovely there.. lol

Ouch....

 

She is always there.. lol