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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Funny Newspaper Stories.   
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Funny Newspaper Stories.   
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    A husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3am she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
    " Do you realise what time it is? " she asked.
    He answered, " Don't get excited. I'm late because I bought something for the house."
    Immediately her attitude changed, and she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear? "
    His answer was, " A round of drinks! "
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    Zander reacted to Shaggy in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
    "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
    "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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    Zander reacted to Shaggy in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1   
    We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the centre of the row got up and started working her way out.
    "Excuse me, sorry, ooops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, ooops, excuse me."
    By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this little earlier?"
    "No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car."
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    Zander reacted to Shaggy in Priceless!   
    Birthday him or his friends won't forget. lol
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    Zander reacted to Marga in Open letter to the lady members   
    like evening and late night ..
    for many reasons many women`s are not in the chat or when they see the emanation of the chat they move away ..They will not return
    - Abusive and obscene language of some habitual chatters about the barca girls, or continuous comments about their lives maybe bored some women`s and they choose not to participate in the chat
    - When a woman jump in the chat some chatters start sexual or uncomfortable comments  to see the reaction of the woman chatter, or questions about the private life of this woman, about personal tastes etc ..in particular several chatters continuous comments despising women`s for some kind of hatred that they carry inside surely for bad experiences of the past .. it is easy to recognize them when I jump to the chat he starts these comments, other women`s got tired and did not return
    - private messages ... obscene and bordering on harassment ... and very obsessive when they do not find an answer
    - continued sexist comments about women`s, about the body or attitudes of women`s..etc etc
    I see rlc and I see it with different eyes..I see beyond the bodies and the sex, I am interested in the personal routine of the tenants and the way they have to fit their lives in this project .. their sexual life is a great complement to enjoy the rlc experience, the true voyeur enjoys all the moments that couples offer and not only the sexual ones
    men`s and women`s are neither better nor worse, they are different with many things in common
     
     
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    Zander reacted to dougiestyle4u in ANY POSSIBILITY OF ADDING ANOTHER CHATBOX TO THE RLCF SITE???   
    Nope, not a word. Admin is rarely on this site too - he only peeks in once in a while - go figure. Last word through a PM was that he was looking at new versions for this site that would include an improved Chatbox but no further update so I guess we just have to continue to wait and see.
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    Zander reacted to dougiestyle4u in ANY POSSIBILITY OF ADDING ANOTHER CHATBOX TO THE RLCF SITE???   
    As it should have become obvious - the main chatter is about Barca 1, Barca 2 and KK & ? apartments. Some of us got tired of hearing the same crap day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day ...... 
    Some of us would like to use the chatbox to stay in touch with others and discuss other apartments/tenants or other voyeur sites but the current chatbox is a waste of time trying to butt in and spoil the petty discussions.
    Most older RLCF members (been here at least 1 and 1/2 years or longer) miss the ability to chat on more friendly terms with each other and have our own respectful chatbox. YES, it has come to this extreme or sunk to this level. The chatbox is a valuable part of RLCF but currently it is only suitable for a small amount of members. As you can see by now most older members sit on the sidelines and peek in once in a while or gradually lose interest and quit logging onto RLCF. I am sure this IS NOT what you want to happen. As I asked long time ago but no answer back - how many of the approximate 22,646 registered members are currently still being active within the last six months? Don't you want continued participation? 
    Hey RLCF Admin can you consider this or at least in a future upgrade? Could you please respond back soon. Just have some consideration for those that want to chat with others but not have to continuously hear about the few apartments that are always being talked about. Older members have a much wider scope of topics to discuss while being totally respectful with each other. Think back or check your files for older members that are still out there like Dazzan, Plank, Blaster, Robwin and so on (my memory is too short to remember everyone) but the good times and gut busting laughs were priceless, cherished and dearly missed. How about it RLCF? Do you want RLCF to continue to grow (especially with the limited Gallery due to the DMCA takedown)? 
    What we are asking is for you, RLCF Admin, to please help us older respected members to stay in touch with each other by allowing us a separate Chatbox. I am sure that I speak for all the other frustrated "feel left out" members that would gladly jump back in and be a bigger part of RLCF. Might need certain restrictions or guidelines when setting up another chatbox (for example, being a member for at least 1 and 1/2 years, permission to be included, any disrespect shown they can be removed as a participant, etc). Just need something for us and I feel it is about time that this should be considered NOW.
     
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    Zander reacted to Lisa in Comebacks & Roasts.   
    Hey your village called they want you back by 6! 
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    Zander reacted to Max 2017 in Comebacks & Roasts.   
    If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.
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    Zander reacted to Max 2017 in Comebacks & Roasts.   
    Being a dick won't make yours any bigger.
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    Zander reacted to Max 2017 in Comebacks & Roasts.   
    Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Comebacks & Roasts.   
    Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date.
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Comebacks & Roasts.   
    Scientists say the universe Is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Comebacks & Roasts.   
    I love what you have done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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    Zander reacted to RUBBERMAN in Masha, Sasha, Dasha Threesome.   
    Dasha and Sasha are suppose to be having some kind of sex tonight.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .........FUNNY AS HELL!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    HA  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .............. Masha is going to be pissed.......because they still can't get it right........Dasha may need some 30 day rehab first!!!!!!LOL
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    Zander reacted to Danny in Masha, Sasha, Dasha Threesome.   
    Keeps people viewing and talking about them ~ longer they keep without Sasha gets his dick in Dasha longer they keep people interested in them. Smart move on their part.
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Masha, Sasha, Dasha Threesome.   
    LOL.

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    Zander reacted to 𝐹𝑜𝓍𝓎 in Fan Page for Jane & Dick   
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    Zander reacted to 𝐹𝑜𝓍𝓎 in Fan Page for Jane & Dick   
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Dick & Jane Banter.   
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    Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Dick & Jane Banter.   
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    Zander got a reaction from Sketch in Funny Newspaper Stories.   
    Poor kid look at the mess of his mom. 
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    Zander got a reaction from King Hamlet in Should toilets be on cam?   
    Personally no... Can't even take a shit without some of you wanting to watch them.
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