toolmaker123

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ALL the play-acting just to get your $$$$. Waiky up and smell the Folgers. This is not a lezbeen lick fest apartment; NO matter how much you wish it to be. The girls are acting like giddy schoolgirls for the notoriety and exposure in the short time they'll be on rlc. They'll leave just like J, K, K, C and M did. AND then, it'll start all over with 3 more new girls acting the very same ways to get everyone excited and they be rlc history also.

RealLifeCam.com is a voyeur site; IT IS not a porn site. Members view the tenants 24/7, just like the sign on the front door says. While we have a few that can translate, for the most part we watch and make assumptions.
 Please, be an active members within the forum, voice your opinions, make speculations and acussations as freely as you wish.
 We do however take a dim view on arguing, without proven facts to back these opinions. We also will not tolerate badgering and belittling of other members of the forum.
Have fun, enjoy your times with us and be friendly to all!

YEAH, whatta life; NO goals, No ambitions, not providing for your spouse; there's something to be proud of..... 
 
 Freeloading for the rest of your life?
                     What happens if RealLifeCam.com boots yer ass out? THEN Whatcha gonna do? DO you really think living with her narcissistic ass is easy? HE has some of the greatest  tolerance for a woman I've ever seen. AND WHY??? SO he gets free rent, free food and a little cum dumpster to boot.

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. 
Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window. 
They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"
 
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I have just invented the vibrating tampon. 
  Now a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
 
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Rules for life 
  1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 
2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings". 
3.) There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 
4.) People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 
5.) And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. 
6.) You should not confuse your career with your life. 
7.) No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 
8.) When trouble arises & things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution & is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. 
9.) Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 
10.) A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. 
11.) Never lick a steak knife. 
12.) Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. 
13.) The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac; anyone going slower is an idiot !
14.) You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 
15.) Your REAL friends still love you anyway; a true friend will come bail  you outta jail: A best friend will be sitting next to you and say, "We really fucked up this time!"

Watch for trannys in the Mens Rooms now!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

APPLE DOES IT AGAIN
 
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.
 
The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
 
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.

I went to a job interview the other day 
  They asked me, "What do you think is your biggest weakness?"

"I'm too honest", I replied.

"I think we'd like that", the interviewer told me.

"I don't give a fuck what you think.", I told him. 

Something I have in common with Mariah Carey- 
I don't know the words to her songs either.

"Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!"
A League of Their Own (1992) 

"Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!"
A League of Their Own (1992) 

Jerry Lewis, Abbott and Costello routines. 
 

"Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!"
A League of Their Own (1992) 

Every line and scene in RV with Robin Williams; anyone that's ever RV'd knows  and has experienced every scene in the movie.

What do an Arkansas divorce and a Texas tornado have in common?
Someone's gonna lose a house trailer

There are three guys walking home from the bar wasted.. they see the Guinness World Records building down the street.
 
They decide to go in to see if they can beat any records.
 
Blaster says, "I've got the biggest hands", he goes in and sure enough, comes out with the Guinness book and shows his friends his new world record of biggest hands.
Texl01 says, "I've got the biggest feet", he goes in and also comes out with the Guinness book showing off to his friends his new world record for biggest feet.
Toolmaker123 steps up and says, "I've got the smallest penis", he goes in and comes out looking at the book disappointed and says, "who the fuck is Scotsman84?".

What do an Arkansas divorce and a Texas tornado have in common?
Someone's gonna lose a house trailer

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

I went to a job interview the other day 
  They asked me, "What do you think is your biggest weakness?"

"I'm too honest", I replied.

"I think we'd like that", the interviewer told me.

"I don't give a fuck what you think.", I told him. 

I asked my new girlfriend
  how many sexual partners she's had...

She started counting and fell asleep.

I have to agree to a certain extent; However, without the authority we were afforded when we were appointed, we have kinda left the discipline to the Administrators. We report, they deal with the non-conformists as they deem necessary.
We had the power to use our authority when we saw it necessary and we banned the perpetrators. 
 We, the Moderator Team, have been lax in dealing with those that didn't follow the rules and the rules have been neglected by so many. Moderators included.
  It's been running fairly smoothly, with the possible exceptions, which have been dealt with by Admin and the Moderators both. Some familiars you don't see anymore for this very reason.
  WE want everyone to come, converse with one another, share grievances over the tenants and NOT over each other. Far too much of that in the past. We've come a long ways in a short time; weeded out the bad, tried to entertain the good. 
 The sole purpose of RealLifeCam.com is for entertainment only; and the forum, RealLifeCamFan.com is also for entertainment ONLY. We niether gain nor lose anything by being here. Other than time.
             Remember that, always!