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  1. 14 hours ago, Pleasant said:

    Apartment 28 is now closer to a webcam site than rlc. The fact this has been allowed shows no one cares about the original concept, just a deal with the agencies who supply these models to further their careers. But for some we despise it, yet for others it's joy this is on offer to them. So we just have to accept it. As long as there are some tenants who are still close to the original rlc, the idea still exists. But once they leave, it's gone probably for good. 

    More about money than the original concept. Yes we still have some close to the original but how long before they leave and are replaced with show girls. 

  2. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    "In honour of this jolly season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

    He flicked it on. "Its a candle", he said.

    "You may pass the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

    The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

    He shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the Pearly Gates."

    The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    Saint Peter looked at him with raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

    The Irishman replied, "These are Carol's."

  3. A judge asks a defendant to please stand.

    "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."

    From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

    "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

    "You tightwad!" blurts out the spectator.

    "Quiet!" yelled the judge.

    "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

    "You cheap son of a.... " the spectator starts to shout.

    The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

    "I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"

  4. On 11/8/2018 at 11:14 PM, Hung7 said:

    I don't pay but these people are like cattle. I can tell you where they will be at what time. You can only look at Julia laying on the couch ,legs spread so many times or Chole doing the same or some dipshit with his hat on backwards playing on his phone while his girl wants to get laid. I quit  watching RLC for about a year and when I started looking in once a week or so, it was just like a soap opera. It was like you only missed a day. 

    Apart from different tenants nothing changes, most are so thick they can even think of new ways to make their lives and sex lives more interesting. Could play a recording and most wouldn't know the difference. :ph34r:

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