One Eyed Willie

This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said, "Good luck with that sweetheart, I don't even work here!" 

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forget what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered. 

A man comes home from work one day and says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary and imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, they are the colours of my favourite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good."
The next day when they come home his wife asks, "How was your day?"
The man's says, "Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it feels really good!"
The third day they arrive home after work and now the man asks his wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?"
She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but it feels good!" 

A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine checkup, but she is worried.
She asks, "What if the baby stars coming, and I can't get to the hospital in time?"
The doctor replies, "Well, women have been having babies for hundreds of years without a doctor in attendance. It's a very natural process. The first thing you do is to assume the position you were laying in when you got pregnant."
The blonde interrupts with, "Do you mean with the left foot in the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the window?" 

Girls get singled out, picked on, trashed all the time. Making harmful statements without any kind of proof. Mostly from men old enough to be their fathers and some fathers themselves is even worse. 

Girls get singled out, picked on, trashed all the time. Making harmful statements without any kind of proof. Mostly from men old enough to be their fathers and some fathers themselves is even worse. 

Girls get singled out, picked on, trashed all the time. Making harmful statements without any kind of proof. Mostly from men old enough to be their fathers and some fathers themselves is even worse. 

This is a forum and if you little bitches don't like criticism towards the tenants, don't read and move on. Not everyone is an ass-licker and thinks these people are perfect. RLCF has more to offer than just RLC topics, so keep your "Why are you here then?" The fuck out of it. Simple 

Paul and the dog is the only one that is realistic. Rest are just fantasy. 

Paul and the dog is the only one that is realistic. Rest are just fantasy. 

Paul and the dog is the only one that is realistic. Rest are just fantasy. 

By the sounds of it, most will take anything as long as they are getting something for their money. Drug fueled or not. Think we can all agree the name and description of the site has been flawed for sometime. 

By the sounds of it, most will take anything as long as they are getting something for their money. Drug fueled or not. Think we can all agree the name and description of the site has been flawed for sometime. 

By the sounds of it, most will take anything as long as they are getting something for their money. Drug fueled or not. Think we can all agree the name and description of the site has been flawed for sometime. 

By the sounds of it, most will take anything as long as they are getting something for their money. Drug fueled or not. Think we can all agree the name and description of the site has been flawed for sometime. 

Both RLC and the tenants are as predictable as one another. Been obvious for sometime that they have someone checking forums and seeing who is talked about or mentioned. Would be stupid not to. Keep a small majority happy and at least you have some money coming in. Reading both forums, sounds like it's worked and members are resubscribing, others that are running out are doing the same. 

Absolutely. They are now bending over backwards to help certain ones out - Hence them sending not one BUT TWO swinger couples to Masha so she gets the viewers in. Just like with Leora, they are crazily desperate to keep hold of her. How can this site get out of the doldrums by obsessing with the same few people year after year?

To me it is becoming obvious that the RLC decision makers are following up on names of possible return tenants that keep getting talked about in the Chatroom here and I suspect on CC. So RLC brings them in and you get what you ask for - complete garbage/trash/stinkfest of useless reruns.