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Wazzer

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  1. 13 hours ago, dougiestyle4u said:

    While scratching my balls and slapping my cock silly - I scratch my head in bewilderment, bang my head on my computer desk while talking out loud saying to myself "What the Damn Fuck is Going On With RLC" and now I realize all this is just foreplay since it gives me a stiff erection. Oh wait, it is not my stiff cock that I am holding but instead it is my aluminum baseball bat that I am tightly gripping and ready to smash my desktop computer to pieces. Calm down dougie - don't let RLC get the best of me. Go search the porn sites, jerk off, release the pent up anger with a good shot of cum load, have a beer or 20 and call it a day.

    Not worth smashing your computer. At it's worse stage in 7 years and can only get better or close the doors surely. 

  2. On ‎10‎/‎29‎/‎2019 at 10:47 AM, Shadow V said:

    RealLifeCam definitely need fresh faces and tenants with new and exciting couples, singles. Sure many won't agree, but a male apartment might attract more females as well.  

    Anything that attracts and brings back female members is a good and positive idea. Clearly smarter and don't get as fooled as some of the male members do. But we all know never going to happen. Try emailing RLC with your suggestions and Good Luck.

  3. 12 hours ago, Wizard said:

    At this moment in time both are struggling. Outside and non-related topics are only thing worth having a look at on RLCF. As for RLC it's turned into a complete joke. Better chance of seeing nudity and masturbating at the local swimming baths. 

    Couldn't agree more. If it was not for World Outside, need a laugh and a few other interesting and enjoyable topics wouldn't waste my time with RLCF.    RLC is a lost cause and don't see it improving anytime soon.

  4. Two blondes find a mirror on the sidewalk. The first blonde picks it up, looks into it and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before." The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it and says, "Duh! Of course you have that's me!" 

  5. One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway. He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you give me $5, and vice-versa." She says no again, and tries to fall asleep. The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?" At that number, the blonde agrees. The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500. "Got it," she replies. 

    He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5. Now it's her turn, and she asks, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?" The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the internet, e-mails his friends. No-one knows the answer. So he gives her $500. Then, as they are landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?". She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane. 

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