Vaz

A few trucks short of a convoy
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb
As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory
Body by God, Brain by Mattel
Got a mind like a steel trap... Rusted shut
Like a pair of children's scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp

Batteries not included
Like a bungalow, no upstairs
A few sheep short in the top paddock
Their banjo is short a few strings
Slow as a slug on dope 

These two are a complete joke and waste of an apartment. Time to throw their asses out and get a proper couple in there place. 

If that's her father she would have known something like that would come out. lol 

She ain't got a fuck in her. 

Unreal what certain members come out with. 
 

These two are a complete joke and waste of an apartment. Time to throw their asses out and get a proper couple in there place. 

Some of these lazy, useless fuckers deserve every criticism they get. Getting paid to do a job and doing nothing in return. 

Someone been a bad boy/girl and been deleting members messages lol. Good option I think, saves looking through line after line of complete nonsense. 

An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!" 

One evening a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough." 

Unreal what certain members come out with. 
 

Some of these lazy, useless fuckers deserve every criticism they get. Getting paid to do a job and doing nothing in return. 

Nelly & Bog being over is just typical speculators putting 2and2 together and getting 10 ffs. If the right money was on the table both would eat each other out like it was their last meal lol.

You expect any less. When Leora leaves the apartment she's out fucking like rabbits. UM is so Leora can get some hot lovin from Paul or anyone else that's entered her apartment recently lol. 

Nelly is visiting. Will they - Won't they!! Let the game begin. Pmsl
BTW. Nelly was without her wedding ring, so according to some her and Bogdan are over.