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A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home!, I won a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!"
The blonde replies, "No. I've won a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."
The blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"
Blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "Win A Bagel." 

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.
"What?" spluttered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"And then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." 
"And then what?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I though. This is going to very loud. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." 

Well definitely something wrong when grown men are discussing the weather, but maybe some men enjoy that. It takes them all. 

To me looks like many are bored with both the Chat and Forum. Chat is just the same rambling on about the same boring discussions. Tenants being boring or doing the exact same thing day after day gives very little to post about. No matter what sites you view, you rarely see anything different. Not a surprise many lose interest. 

If it was down to the Dutchtwat and his crew they wouldn't be allowed out at all. The girls are always fucking when they are out according to some, one or two have even had cum on their ass and panties lol. Wasn't for alcohol or maybe drugs (no proof) most of these shows would never happen. 

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He was angry at the driver but then doubly angry after he walked into the post. Miserable old guy. Pretty sure I am not like that, yet - lol.

Cat with an attitude problem (similar to kids nowadays).

A couple are trying for a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "That's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" "She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!" 

A couple are trying for a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "That's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" "She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!" 

A couple are trying for a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "That's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" "She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!" 

Doctor to a blonde nurse, "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse, "No. Why is it missing?"
 
Doctor. "You look exhausted."
Blonde. "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it." 

Blonde inventions:
1. The waterproof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat for a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal powered wheel chair
10. Waterproof tea bag

There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that were going on vacation to a native island. The brunette brought a portable fridge with her. The redhead asked her, "Why are you carrying a fridge with you?" The brunette replies, "To keep all our food in." The redhead is carrying a shotgun with her. The brunette asks, "Why do you have that shotgun?" The redhead says, "Just incase we run out of food, we can kill something to eat." The blonde is carrying a car door with her. They both ask the blonde, "Why are you carrying a car door?" The blonde replies, "Just in case it gets too hot, I can roll the window down."

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.