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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Ask a Stupid Question
My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop your ass in here with me?'
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Christmas Gifts
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance, 'Baby, all I want from you this year is an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list: Xbox.' You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine -- because I got her an Xbox.
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mikeusa got a reaction from ShaKa ZuLu Forum VJ in Happy veteran's day
to all the veterans around the world
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Salesman
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Another Bull Name
Q: What do you call a masturbating bull?
A: Beef Stroking off.
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mikeusa got a reaction from Capeguy in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Gift for Who?
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in Fan Page Ilona & Tim
Ilona and tim and also yana and rick was at b2 playing a card game next time play strip poker
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mikeusa got a reaction from Rotciv in Fan Page for Linda and Tibor
I see linda got a good fucking by tibor
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mikeusa got a reaction from Shadow V in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Salesman
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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mikeusa got a reaction from Lisa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Gift for Who?
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
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mikeusa got a reaction from King Hamlet in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Salesman
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Gift for Who?
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
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mikeusa got a reaction from Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Salesman
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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mikeusa got a reaction from King Hamlet in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Gift for Who?
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
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mikeusa got a reaction from Chucky in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Salesman
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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mikeusa got a reaction from Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Gift for Who?
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
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mikeusa got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Salesman
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"
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mikeusa got a reaction from Lisa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Quit Bugging Me
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Sorority Girls
I love college girls. The only girls I date in college, though, are sorority girls. Why? Because they're dumb. You can trick them so easy. 'I'm your boyfriend.' 'Oh my God! Let's have sex!'
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in Fan Page Victoria
I see victoria love to ass Slap when she doing a massage
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mikeusa got a reaction from StnCld316 in Fan Page Kitty & Smith
kitty real boobs I'm going to miss now she has fake ones
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mikeusa got a reaction from Rotciv in Fan Page Olivia and Nick
here same pics of them
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