Zander

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

There are two essential rules to management.
First, the customer is always right. Second, the need to be punished for their arrogance.
 
 

Enjoy your vacation you both enjoy the rest

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
 
 

Poor kid look at the mess of his mom. 

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

I have a great idea!!!! "RLC should put a crew in there that doesn't need a place to stay....and send these little girls home with there kiddie games and put a real couple in there who wants to give the viewers there monies worth.

i see we have the  Beatrice and lucy show part 2, but with two Different people we have nica playing the part of Beatrice. and amina playing the part of lucy, let me guess nil is playing the part of kust also.    btw that's the way i' am seeing it as.

LOL

OMG!!! Some people are fucking crazy lol. 

Poor kid look at the mess of his mom. 

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.