Zander

God needs to show Sasha the way. LOL

God would be bored and confused like the rest of us lol 

There is a saying "That if you stop feeding the cats, then one day they well go away"......

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

The more people keeping talking about it and watching the longer this crap will keep going, only thing "Real" in that apartment is the cat/cats.

Sadly, with all the long drawn out shenanigans this apartment has become a joke and the viewers are being toyed with but not surprising since this seems to be RLC's "modus of operandi". Can't stomach this apartment anymore after seeing the cam actors. If they would stick to their previous porn style activities like fucking, sucking, fingering and the oooohs, and aaaahs by Masha then it would be acceptable to watch. This has gotten to be a total farce and beyond belief for a supposed real life voyeur site FFS. This threesome should be given the Golden Raspberry or Razzie award for worst acting ever.

Masha and Sasha's three some with Dasha seems to be doing well "if your into watching three people who look like monkeys laying under each other trying to make one like it "Dasha" when she known's she rather be somewhere else then there"..lol  This has to be RLC's daily comic view!!!  "DUMB, IGNORANT AND STUPID"

What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out of weed?
"Wow, this band sucks".

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer.

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"I intend to live forever... or die trying."
"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."
"Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher."
"@nal intercourse is for @ssholes." lol

Whenever I pass someone texting and driving, I throw my beer at their window.

I got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently it's wrong to shout SHOTGUN before boarding a plane.

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherf@@kers.