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WhySoSerious?

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  1. I told my blonde friend this joke:

    There were 3 blondes walking on a track.

    The first said they were goat tracks.

    Second said they were horse tracks.

    The third was sure they were cow tracks.

    Then they were hit by a train.

     

    My friend asked, "So what tracks were they?"

     

  2. A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous blonde hitchhiking. He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage. Two miles further down the road, he got a flat, pulled over to the side of the road to inspect the tire. He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the blonde opened the window and shouted down, "Do you need a screwdriver?" The driver replied, all smiles "Might as well. I can't get this fucking hub cap off."

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