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WhySoSerious?

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  1. Three men walk into a bar.

    The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man goes in and comes out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" 

  2. A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, "Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?"

    Her husband replies, "Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades." 

     

    Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride groom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk." 

    The groom broom says, "How can that be possible? We haven't even swept together!" 

  3. 44 minutes ago, dougiestyle4u said:

    Wow!!! Another ladder safety rule not followed. That gotta hurt. She banged her head quite hard. She should have been naked on the ladder since it would of eased my pain that I felt when the ladder slid from under her. Hey, what about my needs - lol.

    Knock some sense into her. One thing she won't do that again lol. 

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