WhySoSerious?

5 hours ago, Jadda said:

My ophthalmologist is an asshole

100% asshole.

22 hours ago, Scotsman84 said:

Play it cool, play it cool nobody noticed. Lol

10 hours ago, Scotsman84 said:

Sure if they tried hard enough they could find a mature couple or recently divorced lady that is horny as fuck. Just fucking laziness.

Get straight to the point I say.

1 hour ago, Wazzer said:

Another dumbass criminal.

Should have capped that mutha fuka.

Bra Buddies

Pink-Nossed Puppies 

Humdingers 

Pool Toys 

Girlfriend from Hell 

On 12/5/2018 at 4:14 AM, Scotsman84 said:

Nothing worse when you're at work and the missus sends you something like this.

1 hour ago, Wazzer said:

Why can't some of you just watch and enjoy when you see something in stead of having to speculate and guess what is happening 24/7. Why the need to find out what they are doing outside of Real Life Cam - it's none of your business. 

Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention.

"If I gave you 20," she began, "and you gave 5 to Mary, 5 to Sally and 5 to Susan, what would you have?"

Johnny thought about this then answered, "An orgy?"

Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks, "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was it written or oral?"

Johnny replies, "Mom, I think it was anal..... 'Cuz it went like shit!"

I am a dog

And you are a flower.

I life my leg up

And give you a shower.

Roses are red

Lemons are sour.

Open your legs

and give me an hour.

Smoke a smoke

Not a butt.

Fuck a virgin

Not a slut.

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

Pornhub is down

Your mums Facebook will do.

Only time anyone will watch them. No matter what the reason you are awake, surely better things to do than watch these two.  Watching cats fighting is more entertaining.