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WhySoSerious?

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  1. A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check", and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The man paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the man returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." 

  2. A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning. "What's the moaning all about, Ma'am?", asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"

     

  3. On 12/23/2018 at 11:51 AM, Max 2017 said:

    Getting more of a cam show site than a voyeur site every day, since when was doing shows and blowing kisses to the camera part of it. 

    Makes a mockery of the so called voyeur site. We do have some that are genuine and don't play to the cams and money grabbing bit@@es 

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