Scotsman84

Stupid Cow.. lol Can't take her anywhere

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Time to go home Julia.. lol (Image Content No Longer Available)

Sore One.

Never mess with a women's handbag.. lol

Dumbass.. lol

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know. A couple of years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise, but the fire trucks ruined it. Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

Fire Fighter

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. Relationships are like fat people.. Most of them don't work out. My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore... So I switched her digital scale from pounds to kilograms. My wife told me to grow up.. I told her I would when she stopped growing sideways.

Because single woman go home, look in the fridge and go to bed... married women go home, look in the bed and go to the fridge!... Lol

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