Scotsman84

Lol

What's my Favourite Slag been up to now.. Lol Pay me £1000 you can shag me anytime.. haha

My Idea of Hell... Each to their own

WASTE OF SPACE.

No Thank You.. Lol

Rlc may be getting boring but so is all this I'm going to stop my subscription when your clearly not. You can moan all you want but as long as you keep paying they won't give a fuck...

RLC can we have these two instead..

Plenty of them in the Forum.. lol

Does nothing for me but each to their own.. Another poor choice.

Stella

There was a German. an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die. 1. To be shot. 2. To be hung. 3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, " Shoot me right in the head. " ( Boom, he was dead instantly ) The Italian said, " Just hang me. " ( Snap, he was dead. ) Then the Redneck said, " Give me some of that AIDS stuff, " They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wandered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said, " Give me another one of those shots, " so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, " What is wrong with you? " The Redneck replied, " You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom! "

A drunk stumbles out of the bar and phones the police to report that thieves had been in his car. " They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator," he cries out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rings a second time and the same voice came over the line. " Never mind, " he said with a hiccup, " I got in the back seat by mistake. "

A word that gets used a lot in Forum... lol